From: Northwestern Georgia, USA
In the Kangaroo Court for the State of Denial
The Forumates of Said State
Count One: That on the 14th day of July, 2014, Oldman did, with lunacy aforethought, in a Forum post titled "Fairy Fulmar," which is a class A misdemeanor and high crime in and of itself, seriously propose to utilize the Fulmar as an offensive weapon in a War in the Pacific: Admiral's Edition match. Said proposal against the decorum and high standards of serious players and contrary to the laws established by the Supreme AE being, to wit: Commandment One: Thou shalt not attempt to utilize the Fulmar or Wapiti in any offensive role in an Admiral Edition's match lest thou causest thy opponent to bang his head on the keyboard while simultaneously becoming dislodged from his seat of choice while laughing."
Presented to the Forum this 15th day of July, 2011.
Provisional, Irregular and Temporary
District Attorney for the State of Denial
Denial Bar Number 614110
Denial City, State of Denial