Our game

[Linda]

Of course,

I still around here for my game with Ed , a nice guy.

Could'nt believe he was housing with creeps like you:)

Linda

[&o]

[Terminus]

Ed? Really? Like Mr. Ed? You have a talking horse in your head, "Japan"?

[Chickenboy]

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

[Chickenboy]

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

[Chickenboy]

If you spell "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble, you win.  Forever.

[Linda]

Gentlemen,

On second sight,

I guess this ain't the place for me.

I will uphold my word and game versus Mr.Ed.

But that creep here:)

I cannot say , I will recomend it:)

Txs,

Linda.

[jeffk3510]

A horse is a horse o'course.

[Terminus]

"What are you doing with that gun, Wilbuuuur?"

BLAM!

[jeffk3510]

"Stop gabbin' and get me some oats!"

[Linda]

Fuck all your credits.

Ed and I will play!

OK, ED

[Chickenboy]

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

[Chickenboy]

In the average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

In the average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The kitchen is worse. I think being offed with a piece of toast would be the most undignified.

[Chickenboy]

Nah. Being somehow strangled by your Grandmother's lace drinkholder doily would be rather a bigger disappointment.

The bathroom opens up all sorts of appliance-based homicides. Like in Schwarzenneger's Commando-the prospects for appliance-based demise at the hands of Chuck Norris would inevitably lead to some one-liners. When Chuck Norris offed you with a curling iron, he would tell you to, "Let off some steam, Chickenboy" or some such. [:D]

[Smeulders]

If he had to kill you the kitchen is a lot better. Lots of chicken-based puns to be made there.

[jeffk3510]

Helmut-  Who is this ED you speak of?   

[DivePac88]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

Helmut-  Who is this ED you speak of?   

There is no ED I think, just fabrication of the truth, or a figment of someone's small imagination.

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Linda

Fuck all your credits.

Ed and I will play!

OK, ED

Japan's pathetic and desperate pleas for attention are becoming...... more pathetic and desperate. [8|]

Boston really took it to Vancouver in Game 7 last night, didn't they? [:)]

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: USS America

Boston really took it to Vancouver in Game 7 last night, didn't they? [:)]

Only because Chuck Norris let them! [:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Smeulders

If he had to kill you the kitchen is a lot better. Lots of chicken-based puns to be made there.

I would 'bawk' at letting that happen to me in the kitchen. Get it, BAWK! [:D]