ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Granpa's asleep again. Time to put Tabasco sauce in his denture cream...
If I find that young scoundrel, I'll tar and feather him!...My gums are still sore....
Anyway, where was I.....Oh yes, The NorthWest Frontier, 1869. A wild and lonely outpost of the Empire....
Our commander sent us out to visit the Mahahraja of Kumboto, a most fearsome warrior, and scourge of the Frontier, with a peace offering from Her Majesty's Government.
The Diplomatic case contained gold, silver, a pair of surgical appliances,
some gob stoppers ( of which the Maharajah was particularly fond) ,
and 'Dr Throgmortons combined Miracle hair ointment and Soothing Pile Cream For Gentlemen'....
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Our lives may be more boring than those who lived in apocalyptic times,
but being bored is greatly preferable to being prematurely dead because of some ideological fantasy. - Michael Burleigh