From: Southern California
**********Beach, Gulf of Lingayen, April 29, 1943(c)**********
<A man in His Majesty's uniform climbs into dinghy>
Gen. Yamashita: OK, Adrian. Go terr MacArthur to pound-ah sand, you crazy son of bitch. Terr him I come for him.
Brigadier Carton de Wiart: Ah, splendid! What avenue of attack, then?
Gen. Yamashita: I not terr you, you crazy son of bitch. You find out when Japan men attack.
Brigadier Carton de Wiart: Will you be in command, Tomoyuki-san, you crazy son of a bitch?
Gen. Yamashita: Of course Tomoyuki in command.
Brigadier Carton de Wiart: Then I shall kill you when we next meet.
Gen. Yamashita: No, I kirr you, you crazy son of bitch. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You make me raugh, Adrian.
Brigadier Carton de Wiart: Yes, it's been great fun, Tomoyuki-san. <begin rowing>
Gen. Yamashita: Don't go in circles, Adrain! HAHAHAHAHAHAH.......