From: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Of the 171 attacking I-16's, only two could actually make it to combat, the rest had to abort because of lack of fuel, ammo, experience, seagulls...
The two I-16's that attacked were piloted by Boris and his loyal Redshirt wingman "Expendable". Boris successfully attacks from out of the sun, shooting down a Me-109, and throwing the entire staffle into confustion. Resulting in 14 Bf-109's accidentally ramming 14 Ju-88's, Two Ju-88's accidentally colliding, and a further six 109's colliding with one another.
In the excitement to shoot down these 2 pesky I-16's a further 8 109's collided while trying to simutaneously get on the tail of "Expendable". One of the surviving 109's get's to shoot down "Expendable", and Boris get's his second 109, as he exits the giant aerial furball, and makes his escape.......
"We're having a war, and we want you to come!"
So the pig began to whistle and to pound on a drum.
"We'll give you a gun, and we'll give you a hat!"
And the pig began to whistle when they told the piggies that.