From: Northwestern Georgia, USA
Dan, should we tell these guys about the double barreled cannon in Athens?
Not one of the finest moments for any Bulldawg...
Shhhh, I think John's engineers have rigged up somthing similar on his remaining CAs in our Forlorn Hopes game. He must be desperate...
Okay, Brad, but if yer gonna tell 'em about the double-barrelled cannon, you'll also have to mention the tree that owns itself, the Normaltown Flyers, REM, and Miss Nancy Jo Whitingslow.
Miss Nancy Jo was in two of my classes my second year at UGA. Everyone, including our Poli Sci professor, was in love with her. But li'l ol' innocent (and handsome, of course) me was dating a young lass from Warner Robins, so I kept my eyes to myself. Well, it seems that being the one guy who didn't pay any attention to Nancy Jo got her attention, so eventually she asked ME out.
A few months later, she won some beauty contest and appeared in Playboy. I told my mom about it, so she bought that issue for me while I was in the hospital recovering from minor surgery. (How many of you guys have had your mother buy you Playboy? She is, by the way, a classy and very conservative Southern lady; my mother I mean.)
Nancy Jo was classy too, but I don't know whether or not she was conservative, because I declined her offer of a date. I was, after all, involved with that young lass from Warner Robins.
How many of you guys declined a date from a Southern Belle who appeared in Playboy?
Alas, that's probably my sole claim to fame.