From: West Yorkshire, England
Dear Matrix Staff,
As a loyal customer for over fifty years, I think it only fair you provide me with a definitive list of releases and dates (which you'll obviously rigidly stick to) for the new games of 2009. I have money (my wifes') to spend and am in the mood for something shiny and new on my PC. The list will enable me to drool over what's to come (the only excitement I get these days) and most importantly, plan my operation for clearing funding through Mrs Jim's cobweb-filled, padlocked and alarmed purse. If I am in receipt of the list now, perhaps I can preclude her responding to my request with her usual "You want ANOTHER game?! You bought one only six months ago!".
You've never let me down before and as such I'm a bit miffed that you haven't sent the list already. So, please stop drinking coffee and eating donuts and get typing forthwith.
I sincerely look forward to the PM containing the list, which will arrive shall we say, by tomorrow afternoon? Marvellous.
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