From: Utopia Ltd.
To the Art Critics of the CS Boards,
You are quite right. Any attempts to improve this game by offering enhanced values, rules sets, graphics is a heresy. All along you have shown us the way: "Give me what I want and to hell with everyone else." Too right. I mean, the temerity of suggesting someone move one little bitmap from one file to the other,. This is incredbile: is there no end to outrages the CS Legion will perpetrate! Those things are so damned heavy. I tried to pick one up today and hurt my back. Those lil bastards are even heavier when you print them! And to think, this stuff was free too, made by someone who didn't get a nickel out of it. I can see why you are all so upset. You really have been cruelly used!
And now I must confess that I stand before you guilty, utterly ashamed for having spent so many hours trying to provide this substandard variant artwork. I deserve to be kicked from here to the TOAW Thread for my high crimes. I wish someone could have been there to say "No, no - don't do that. Kick back and gripe alittle. Nothing is better after playing a scenario than logging on an kicking the crap out of Jason because while you may want the game improved, you don't want it improved quite like that. And that guy is always answering those emails and solving problems and being so bloody polite and professional all the time. We really cannot tolerate people like that. If they keep acting that way it may catch on and we will all have to be kind and selfless and giving and dedicated. God, imagine having to live in a world like that.
I apologize for clearly the whiners are correct. I am sure any day now they will burst on the scene with solutions to all CS gaming issues and new artwork that shows mine up as the crap it is. What a golden day that will be. And guys, no worries, eh: I promise I won't do anything more to contribute to CS. I leave that to you...