From: Broughton, Northants, UK
Notice that some of you fellas don't have your cats neutered. In the UK, nearly all responsible cat-owners have their cats neutered (male and female), unless they are kept specifically for breeding. It's because they are otherwise seriously randy, adding to the massive stray population. It also helps to neuter a cat, just to show it who's boss! If it still doesn't get the message, you still have eating it as a final option. The ultimate insult is, of course, to feed it to a dog.
I think you also need to distinguish between slinky cats and dog-like cats. I have a friend whose cat thinks it's a dog, and like being shot at with a little toy rubber-band gun, which it then attacks before bringing it back for another go. Can't get enough of it. Like a midget Labrador, with whiskers. Nice cat - no slinking!