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SLAAKMAN -> PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (12/28/2012 2:02:39 AM)

Well MistaChicken? I understand that out in the Caribbean are many treasures waiting to be claimed but what about the hidden booty that is often overlooked by indecision??!
[image]http://12aml.itocd.net/www/images/girl/1169801-1170000/d9c194d1-d842-42bc-8613-f4ecadd812f6.jpg[/image]
quote:

Age
23
Birthday
11/13/1989 (Scorpio)
Height
5' 7" (170 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Brown
Hair Color
Blond
Occupation
Journalist
Education
University
Religion
Catholic


http://www.amolatina.com/pages/lady/profile/profilepreview.aspx?LadyID=1169873




parusski -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (12/28/2012 9:20:38 AM)

I am chartering a plane, flying to the Caribbean to rescue this young lass.




SLAAKMAN -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (12/28/2012 8:41:18 PM)

YOU SEE THAT MISTACHICKEN? YOU SEE? THE LASS NEEDS HER SOULMATE. MY LORD PARUSSKI IS FOWL ENOUGH TO ROOSTER UP BUT WHERE ARE YOUR EGGS WHEN ITS TIME TO FRY??! ANTE UP EGGLAYER!! ANTE UP!!

CAAAAALL FOR SUPERCHICKEN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y
[image]http://28aml.itocd.net/www/images/girl/1169801-1170000/90cc8140-556d-47a0-8415-b85dbfd8cba5.jpg[/image]




parusski -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (12/29/2012 12:14:37 AM)

I love it when someone pisses in your cereal.




SLAAKMAN -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (12/29/2012 4:12:27 AM)

Me too! Now my Lord Parusski let us indulge the means of securing the Russian woman;

What do Russian Women Want?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTlpFabY3gI


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ilovestrategy -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (12/29/2012 10:44:34 AM)

Oh my. Maybe Siberia isn't bad after all. Maybe she has that sexy Russian accent. [&o]




parusski -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (12/29/2012 1:50:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

Oh my. Maybe Siberia isn't bad after all. Maybe she has that sexy Russian accent. [&o]


"Goood mornin dahlin!"...something close to that?? Hmmm, in retrospect what I typed sounds like Zsa Zsa Gabor.




warspite1 -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (12/29/2012 4:56:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

Oh my. Maybe Siberia isn't bad after all. Maybe she has that sexy Russian accent. [&o]


"Goood mornin dahlin!"...something close to that?? Hmmm, in retrospect what I typed sounds like Zsa Zsa Gabor.
warspite1

No - Zsa Zsa was more "darlink" surely?




SLAAKMAN -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (1/16/2013 10:15:53 PM)

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]

http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Profile/ProfilePreview.aspx?ladyID=1165738
quote:

Age
20
Birthday
09/17/1992 (Virgo)
Height
5' 6" (168 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Drinking
Occasionally
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia



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warspite1 -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (1/16/2013 10:17:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]

http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Profile/ProfilePreview.aspx?ladyID=1165738
quote:

Age
20
Birthday
09/17/1992 (Virgo)
Height
5' 6" (168 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Drinking
Occasionally
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia



[image]local://upfiles/7190/66EEDD399B9A4682920694A86861F6AE.jpg[/image]
warspite1

What the......? [X(]




parusski -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (1/16/2013 10:18:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]

http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Profile/ProfilePreview.aspx?ladyID=1165738
quote:

Age
20
Birthday
09/17/1992 (Virgo)
Height
5' 6" (168 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Drinking
Occasionally
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia



[image]local://upfiles/7190/66EEDD399B9A4682920694A86861F6AE.jpg[/image]
warspite1

What the......? [X(]


What indeed! I am not sure if I should stare at it or shoot it.




parusski -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (1/16/2013 10:21:22 PM)

Or cover the Aerosmith song: Dude Looks Like A Lady




Chickenboy -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (1/16/2013 10:21:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]


OK, OK! Clearly you're talking about me for these posts. While they're lovely women, Slaak, I must confess to disappointing them all. For I am already spoken for and happily married. [:)]

However, I'm not above offering my leavings to Parusski who, God knows, needs help in so many of the ways of women. Please feel free to provide him with the necessary contact information. Thanks again for your kind thoughts regarding these women.




parusski -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (1/16/2013 10:29:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]


OK, OK! Clearly you're talking about me for these posts. While they're lovely women, Slaak, I must confess to disappointing them all. For I am already spoken for and happily married. [:)]

However, I'm not above offering my leavings to Parusski who, God knows, needs help in so many of the ways of women. Please feel free to provide him with the necessary contact information. Thanks again for your kind thoughts regarding these women.


My old cold weather friend, uuuuhhhhhhh. I am speechless. Mrs. Steiner is pissed at you, and since she is one crazy black girl, you are in for a world of hurt.




Chickenboy -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (1/16/2013 11:34:49 PM)

Well, you tell her that Yury (that's me) doesn't take that from anybody!




SLAAKMAN -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (1/17/2013 1:21:34 AM)

Chickenboy,
quote:

OK, OK! Clearly you're talking about me for these posts. While they're lovely women, Slaak, I must confess to disappointing them all. For I am already spoken for and happily married.

However, I'm not above offering my leavings to Parusski who, God knows, needs help in so many of the ways of women. Please feel free to provide him with the necessary contact information. Thanks again for your kind thoughts regarding these women.

Well, I wasnt necessarily ruling you out but the matter is ultimately directed at the Original Master Egglayer himself, the One, the Only MistaChicken AKA the evil "t001001001" & odious Man-of Cluck from HOGMUTTS board- http://www.maddogdrivethru.net/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1557




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SLAAKMAN -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (1/17/2013 1:45:58 AM)

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? SILENCE EQUATES TO LETTING YET ANOTHER CHICKEN-SPECIAL SLIP THROUGH YOUR CLUTCHES. YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THIS TENDER MORSEL, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOURE A WING-MAN;
[image]http://44aml.itocd.net/www/images/girl/1169601-1169800/79398b18-9a07-4f07-afac-62d69adb5e4f.jpg[/image]
http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Profile/ProfilePreview.aspx?ladyID=1169649
quote:

CLARA- Age
20
Birthday
05/08/1992 (Taurus)
Height
5' 8" (172 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
Son-2012
Drinking
Never
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia



[image]local://upfiles/7190/252039276AC74DC3ACBB27A003F677E7.jpg[/image]




parusski -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (1/17/2013 2:07:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? SILENCE EQUATES TO LETTING YET ANOTHER CHICKEN-SPECIAL SLIP THROUGH YOUR CLUTCHES. YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THIS TENDER MORSEL, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOURE A WING-MAN;
[image]http://44aml.itocd.net/www/images/girl/1169601-1169800/79398b18-9a07-4f07-afac-62d69adb5e4f.jpg[/image]
http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Profile/ProfilePreview.aspx?ladyID=1169649
quote:

CLARA- Age
20
Birthday
05/08/1992 (Taurus)
Height
5' 8" (172 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
Son-2012
Drinking
Never
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia



[image]local://upfiles/7190/252039276AC74DC3ACBB27A003F677E7.jpg[/image]


Okay, looking better here. Nice.




SLAAKMAN -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (2/1/2013 9:33:09 AM)

And yet another Soulmate from Ukraine to secure the realm;
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quote:


Age
20
Birthday
01/25/1993 (Aquarius)
Eye Color
Green
Hair Color
Fair
Height
5' 6" (167 cm)
Weight
99 lbs (45 kg)
Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Religion
Christian

Level of Education
Student
Occupation
Medical Assistant
Drinking
Never
Smoking
No
Level of English*
Beginner
Other languages
No
Lives in
Brovary, Ukraine

http://www.anastasiadate.com/Pages/Lady/Profile/ProfilePreview.aspx?ladyID=1683951




parusski -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (2/1/2013 2:03:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

And yet another Soulmate from Ukraine to secure the realm;
[image]http://53ad.itocd.net/www/images/girl/1683801-1684000/b8ec08fd-8169-4dcc-b41b-b27a31173854.jpg[/image]
quote:


Age
20
Birthday
01/25/1993 (Aquarius)
Eye Color
Green
Hair Color
Fair
Height
5' 6" (167 cm)
Weight
99 lbs (45 kg)
Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Religion
Christian

Level of Education
Student
Occupation
Medical Assistant
Drinking
Never
Smoking
No
Level of English*
Beginner
Other languages
No
Lives in
Brovary, Ukraine

http://www.anastasiadate.com/Pages/Lady/Profile/ProfilePreview.aspx?ladyID=1683951


I think I finally understand. You are looking for an e-mail bride, aren't you??




warspite1 -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (2/3/2013 8:46:07 PM)

Strange thread




parusski -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (2/3/2013 9:21:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Strange thread


Yeah, now that you posted it is.




SLAAKMAN -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (2/26/2013 6:27:33 PM)

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I think I finally understand. You are looking for an e-mail bride, aren't you??

Very true. Maybe even several to stock up on my harem. [:D]
[image]http://36aml.itocd.net/www/images/girl/1159601-1159800/53185b42-c8a7-4be0-970f-b5a2b50928d2.jpg[/image]
quote:

Age
27
Birthday
08/11/1985 (Leo)
Height
5' 7" (169 cm)
Weight
121 lbs (55 kg)
Eye Color
Gray
Hair Color
Brown
Occupation
Dentist
Education
University
Religion
Other

Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Drinking
Socially
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Beginner
Other languages
No
Residence
Pompeu, Brazil




Zap -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (2/26/2013 6:41:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]

http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Profile/ProfilePreview.aspx?ladyID=1165738
quote:

Age
20
Birthday
09/17/1992 (Virgo)
Height
5' 6" (168 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Drinking
Occasionally
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia



[image]local://upfiles/7190/66EEDD399B9A4682920694A86861F6AE.jpg[/image]
warspite1

What the......? [X(]


What indeed! I am not sure if I should stare at it or shoot it.





What women do to try and beautify themselves! This particular (lip fattening) procedure too often turns out bad. The Lips are bigger in proportion to their faces. too bad because when a mistake is made you notice it immediately.




warspite1 -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (2/26/2013 6:58:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Zap


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]

http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Profile/ProfilePreview.aspx?ladyID=1165738
quote:

Age
20
Birthday
09/17/1992 (Virgo)
Height
5' 6" (168 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Drinking
Occasionally
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia



[image]local://upfiles/7190/66EEDD399B9A4682920694A86861F6AE.jpg[/image]
warspite1

What the......? [X(]


What indeed! I am not sure if I should stare at it or shoot it.


warspite1

Go with the second option....




SLAAKMAN -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (2/26/2013 7:39:55 PM)

quote:

The Lips are bigger in proportion to their faces. too bad because when a mistake is made you notice it immediately.

(In her case I make an exception since the variation is kind of a cute little novelty & she is very squeezable after all). [:'(]




SLAAKMAN -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (10/20/2013 1:22:00 AM)

CLAIM THAT GOLD NOW EGGLAYER OR FOREVER CLIP THAT BEAK!!
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Gary Childress -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (10/20/2013 1:36:38 AM)

OK. Slaak. I'll go ahead and agree with you that 911 was a conspiracy. Therefore we went to war and killed thousands of people because we WANTED to. Do you think your own people are that sadistic. Or are we not your own people? If you are so hot for women, why don't you go get one. Are you impotent? If you are then stop posting stuff that is just going to excite a bunch of people who will then start laying eggs.




Gary Childress -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (10/20/2013 1:49:30 AM)

Message to the Chinese, we're trying to do our part. Are you doing yours? Food, food, we're trying to save it for you. I've cut back on my eating. I had a small serving of potatoes and a small serving of corn. Unfortunately Slaak is annoying doggie again. He must be Chinese. Is he one of yours or is he one of ours? Anyone know?




SLAAKMAN -> RE: PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY (10/20/2013 1:50:09 AM)

Yes, tragically 911 is an inside job planned & executed by sadists inside US, UK & Israeli Intelligence under command of the Illuminati.

quote:

Or are we not your own people? If you are so hot for women, why don't you go get one. Are you impotent?

Not impotent but refusing to sire any more offspring.-
quote:

Matthew 24:19
But woe to those that are with child, and those that give suck in those days.


Armageddon looms so no more children should enter this world before Christ returns.
quote:


If you are then stop posting stuff that is just going to excite a bunch of people who will then start laying eggs.

Finding your Soulmates to satisfy spiritual fulfillment is necessary to endure this journey to Gods Kingdom.
[:D]




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