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parusski -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/26/2012 11:55:19 PM)

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Mr Wilkes at the pet store


LOL, Googling "Mr Wilkes at the pet store" shows that phrase in forums all over the universe. So YOU are THE original spambot.




rogo727 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 12:27:40 AM)

Let's see how big we can make this spambot thread go.....
The Holy Roman Empire was neither "holy" nor was it "Roman"
Discuss......




ilovestrategy -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 12:34:26 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Let's see how big we can make this spambot thread go.....
The Holy Roman Empire was neither "holy" nor was it "Roman"
Discuss......



Holy Roman Candles Batman! [:D]




parusski -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 1:03:56 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Let's see how big we can make this spambot thread go.....
The Holy Roman Empire was neither "holy" nor was it "Roman"
Discuss......


The Roman Empire was Roman, then moved to Constantinople. The Holy Roman Empire was mostly Germanic, and ruled Central Europe between Charlemagne and Napoleon. But that is to simplistic. We need those with great insight, such as warspite1, to jump in here and educate the filthy masses.





parusski -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 1:26:09 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy


quote:

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Let's see how big we can make this spambot thread go.....
The Holy Roman Empire was neither "holy" nor was it "Roman"
Discuss......



Holy Roman Candles Batman! [:D]


But I am not sure the Roman Candles are holy. Just look what those evil things can do:



[image]local://upfiles/191/A585EE545F794BCCA0A58205C16DC07E.jpg[/image]




rogo727 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 1:30:00 AM)

Or another one...
Technically...
Native Americans or neither "Native" nor "Amercans"....Technically of course......
Discuss...
or add your own.




rogo727 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 1:30:34 AM)

Or another one...
Technically...
Native Americans or neither "Native" nor "Amercans"....Technically of course......
Discuss...
or add your own.




parusski -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 1:33:23 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Or another one...
Technically...
Native Americans or neither "Native" nor "Amercans"....Technically of course......
Discuss...
or add your own.


Yeah, they are actually Eurasian. Since all humans are expansionist at heart, can anyone tell me how any race can be called Native or indigenous if they came from some other place??




rogo727 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 1:38:06 AM)

How about the Neadnerthal Man?




parusski -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 1:41:50 AM)


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ORIGINAL: rogo727

How about the Neadnerthal Man?


Yes, but did he KNOW he was a Neanderthal? Or did he consider himself a cosmopolitan?? I could obtain my Ph.D if I could answer that one.




Yogi the Great -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 2:59:42 AM)

Why is the ocean near the shore? [&:]

Scarecrow said he could tell us if he only had a brain, but we never heard the answer. The world needs to know.




Chickenboy -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 3:17:38 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Or another one...
Technically...
Native Americans or neither "Native" nor "Amercans"....Technically of course......
Discuss...
or add your own.


Yeah, they are actually Eurasian. Since all humans are expansionist at heart, can anyone tell me how any race can be called Native or indigenous if they came from some other place??


'Cause Austrolopithican-American (or Austrolopithican-European or...)is too hard to spell, that's why. [:'(]




danlongman -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 4:28:21 AM)

It has been said that Canadians are americans who do not want to be Americans.
At any rate things have never been more the way they are than right now.
And if I lived here I would be home right now. There is no time like the present but by the time you think of it it is too late.
cheers




rogo727 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 4:57:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: danlongman

It has been said that Canadians are americans who do not want to be Americans.
At any rate things have never been more the way they are than right now.
And if I lived here I would be home right now. There is no time like the present but by the time you think of it it is too late.
cheers

What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow.




danlongman -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 5:12:33 AM)

It is always night somewhere but only Wednsday for a while.




Chickenboy -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 5:52:31 AM)

It's always after 5....somewhere.




warspite1 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 7:13:48 AM)


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ORIGINAL: rogo727

Let's see how big we can make this spambot thread go.....

Warspite1

There was a nice little thread going yesterday morning started by a bot, but Matrix (understandably) wanted to get rid of the original spam post - which meant unfortunately the thread was lost.

The original spam post was actually quite funny - and danlongman did a very witty response and it all took off from there and ended up with me translating for rogo727 into American - I wish I could remember how it went....[&:]

The gist of it was that the guy was looking to sell cheap kitchens in Scotland. His mate knew how to price the kitchens really cheap because his dad used to work in the local pet store with Mr Wilkes. Mr Wilkes used to buy bags of sawdust and because saw dust is used to make the units, his mate knew how to price the kitchens really cheap. It ended with something like I love wowkitchens, they are my friend....priceless.






Keunert -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 7:27:10 AM)

as if spambots got no feelings at all. shame on you guys.




warspite1 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 7:32:34 AM)

Please see post 13




warspite1 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 8:11:26 AM)

Speaking of spambots and suchlike, I read an excellent book the other day. It was written by none other than the great Ambrose. In his book - When Was The First Phising Scam? (1974) cheapgold publishing co.

Ambrose believes that the first man in the US - and probably the world - convicted of being a phisher was one Mr Franklin Millhouse Wilkes of Boston Mass.

In the summer of 1836 Mr Wilkes, a carpenter by trade, decided to set up his own business. He would put his carpentry skills to good use by building and installing cheap kitchens. He used to work in the local pet store so knew how to price a bag of sawdust (which he then used to make the cabinets). His company, named wowkitchens, was ready for business - all he needed was customers.

The hardworking Wilkes went from door to door posting one page fliers through the doors of the local townsfolk. But Wilkes made one small error. So that he could identify potential customers he asked that when they returned the leaflet, that they include their name and address details.

Some of the Boston elders did not take kindly to being asked to provide personal information. They suspected that Wilkes was phishing for information. The mayor of Boston, Jeremiah Norton Antivirus, assembled a large mob and together, the angry townsfolk beat a path to poor Mr Wilkes' door.

Despite his protestations, Wilkes was found guilty and was hung in his own kitchen workshop on the 12th August 1836.




Yogi the Great -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 12:51:24 PM)

[sm=fighting0045.gif]




planner 3 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 1:55:17 PM)

And the moral of the story is ???????




Yogi the Great -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 2:58:15 PM)

The moral is sharing of personal information will result in loss of privacy, false information on the Internet, Identity theft, and the value of Facebook stock approaching that of a bag of wowkitchen sawdust.

Wonder how myth becomes reality? For the heck of it I googled the date and last name in question. Below is what I got for the very first link

RE: soojan the Spambot www.matrixgames.com › All Forums ›
20 posts - 8 authors - yesterday
Despite his protestations, Wilkes was found guilty and was hung in his own kitchen workshop on the 12th August 1836.

Perhaps soon many in the world will accept this as part of the history of Boston




parusski -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 3:17:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Speaking of spambots and suchlike, I read an excellent book the other day. It was written by none other than the great Ambrose. In his book - When Was The First Phising Scam? (1974) cheapgold publishing co.

Ambrose believes that the first man in the US - and probably the world - convicted of being a phisher was one Mr Franklin Millhouse Wilkes of Boston Mass.

In the summer of 1836 Mr Wilkes, a carpenter by trade, decided to set up his own business. He would put his carpentry skills to good use by building and installing cheap kitchens. He used to work in the local pet store so knew how to price a bag of sawdust (which he then used to make the cabinets). His company, named wowkitchens, was ready for business - all he needed was customers.

The hardworking Wilkes went from door to door posting one page fliers through the doors of the local townsfolk. But Wilkes made one small error. So that he could identify potential customers he asked that when they returned the leaflet, that they include their name and address details.

Some of the Boston elders did not take kindly to being asked to provide personal information. They suspected that Wilkes was phishing for information. The mayor of Boston, Jeremiah Norton Antivirus, assembled a large mob and together, the angry townsfolk beat a path to poor Mr Wilkes' door.

Despite his protestations, Wilkes was found guilty and was hung in his own kitchen workshop on the 12th August 1836.


Warspite1, When Was The First Phising Scam? (1974), was required reading when I was earning my computer science degree. Even though everyone in that first class was a geek, it was astonishing how few had even heard of that landmark book. I thank you for your continuing efforts to educate the mass un-washed about the thousands of Ambrose books.




rogo727 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 4:47:33 PM)

It all starsted at Sidi Barrani.....




warspite1 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 8:20:40 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: planner 3

And the moral of the story is ???????
Warspite1

Well I must say planner 3 you are clearly ahead of everyone else here. The moral of the story was examined in Ambroses' tortuously titled follow-up - Give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day, Teach A Man To Phish And The Mayor Of Boston Will Do You Up Like A Kipper (1975) Cheap WOW Gold Publishing Corporation

In this book, Ambrose asked some pretty direct questions; the answers to which, rocked America to the core. What crime did poor Mr Wilkes actually commit? How was Mayor Antivirus able to dispense such summary injustice? Who was the mysterious man seen on the grassy knoll opposite Wilkes' workshop? Who stood to gain from Wilkes' death? Who does own the local pet store? Is it possible to get wowkitchens cheaper? Where can you get cheap dvd's at great price?

This best-seller helped cement Ambroses' position as America's No.1 investigative reporter. Buy Give A Man A Fish and other great books at these great retail outlet. I love these shop, they are my friend.




warspite1 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 9:27:40 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

[sm=fighting0045.gif]
Warspite1

Indeed so.....[:(]




warspite1 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 9:35:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

The moral is sharing of personal information will result in loss of privacy, false information on the Internet, Identity theft, and the value of Facebook stock approaching that of a bag of wowkitchen sawdust.

Wonder how myth becomes reality? For the heck of it I googled the date and last name in question. Below is what I got for the very first link

RE: soojan the Spambot www.matrixgames.com › All Forums ›
20 posts - 8 authors - yesterday
Despite his protestations, Wilkes was found guilty and was hung in his own kitchen workshop on the 12th August 1836.

Perhaps soon many in the world will accept this as part of the history of Boston
Warspite1

Well, that is the hope Yogi. The trouble with the internet is that there are too many people posting falsehoods and lies. At least, through the spreading of the word of Ambrose, the truth can be told.




warspite1 -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/27/2012 9:36:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: rogo727

It all starsted at Sidi Barrani.....
Warspite1

Thanks rogo727....er...what did?




Chickenboy -> RE: soojan the Spambot (5/28/2012 3:44:54 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: rogo727

It all starsted at Sidi Barrani.....
Warspite1

Thanks rogo727....er...what did?

I think what started there was the maximum usage of the letter 'i' in a city's name. Cincinnati followed in its footsteps thereafter, but it all started at Sidi Barrani.




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