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parusski -> RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" (5/6/2012 12:40:35 PM)
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ORIGINAL: nate25 Thank you, thank you. Who knew such drivel would lead to such fortune and fame? Where's the bar? It's just past the pool fool of cash and the harem for men like us; FAMOUS AND RICH. Warspite1 Ain't that the truth? Since surpassing 5,000 posts, you would not believe the success I have had with women!! It's really useful as a chat up line: (Warspite1 spots a drop-dead gorgeous, slim, 5'10" dark-haired beauty across the dance-floor). W1: Hey babe - howya doin? Babe: Get lost you maggot...(turns to walk off) W1: Okay, but your loss - maybe you just passed up the chance to speak to someone with over 5,000 Matrix posts. Babe: (spins round) Really? Five THOUSAND posts? With Matrix? The wargamers right? W1: Yeah babe - five thousand (pauses for effect) and rising...fast Babe: Can I buy you a drink? W1: No need - get your coat - you just pulled..... Warspite1 Just curious - has anyone else been able to use Matrix as a chat up line? I really, really believe that honor might belong to just one individual. And your Matix line is almost as classy as "Great legs, what time do they open?"
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