Panama -> Aliens (12/4/2010 7:13:20 PM)
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that
was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the
younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.
Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, did not respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader
or I will open fire!"
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, "You probably don't want
to do that! I really think that will make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened
There was a huge explosion.
A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his
feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 metres away in a
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you never screw with a guy who can loop his penis over his
shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear".