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There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the
middle of nowhere ...
The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a menage a trois
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when
they alternate with the German woman
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean,
one look at the woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating suicide while the
gorgeous woman goes on talking about her body being her
own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not
snowing and the taxes are low.
The Irish began by setting up a distillery. They don't remember
if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first
few litres of coconut whiskey.
where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the
middle of nowhere ...
The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a menage a trois
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when
they alternate with the German woman
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean,
one look at the woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating suicide while the
gorgeous woman goes on talking about her body being her
own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not
snowing and the taxes are low.
The Irish began by setting up a distillery. They don't remember
if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first
few litres of coconut whiskey.
Lucky for you, tonight it's just me
Any ship can be a minesweeper..once !!
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RE: ot
Now you guys have started something. I'm of Irish decent and no one appreciates an Irish joke like me. So....
Three Irishmen were sitting around bragging about the best pub in Ireland. The first one says, "The pub I go to is the best in the world. For every drink ya buy, they give ya one for free."
The second Irishmen says, "I can top that. The pub I go to gives ya five drinks for every one ya buy."
The third stands up wobbly and says, "You guys don't know a bleedin thing. The pub I go to is best. When ya walk in they serve ya all ya can drink for free. And then they takes ya upstairs and you can f**k all night long."
The first Irishman says indignantly, "You're a bloody lie'er. That never happened to you."
The third Irishman responds, shuffling his feet, "Well, not me personally... but it did happen to me sister."
Three Irishmen were sitting around bragging about the best pub in Ireland. The first one says, "The pub I go to is the best in the world. For every drink ya buy, they give ya one for free."
The second Irishmen says, "I can top that. The pub I go to gives ya five drinks for every one ya buy."
The third stands up wobbly and says, "You guys don't know a bleedin thing. The pub I go to is best. When ya walk in they serve ya all ya can drink for free. And then they takes ya upstairs and you can f**k all night long."
The first Irishman says indignantly, "You're a bloody lie'er. That never happened to you."
The third Irishman responds, shuffling his feet, "Well, not me personally... but it did happen to me sister."
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Where else but in a wargames forum can i end up laughing hard in front of my comp?[8|]
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After 16 years, Civ II still has me in it's clutches LOL!!!
Now CIV IV has me in it's evil clutches!
Now CIV IV has me in it's evil clutches!
RE: ot
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the
middle of nowhere ...
The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a menage a trois
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when
they alternate with the German woman
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean,
one look at the woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating suicide while the
gorgeous woman goes on talking about her body being her
own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not
snowing and the taxes are low.
The Irish began by setting up a distillery. They don't remember
if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first
few litres of coconut whiskey.
Absolutely hillarious. [:D]
"Perserverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages."
~General George Washington
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Why don't you come in for a swim?
Why don't you come in for a swim?
RE: ot
ORIGINAL: Terminus
That's pretty funny, although I don't know what a woman would end up in Sears for; isn't that a hardware store
Oh, heck no! Large department store - probably 3/4 devoted exclusively to womanly things. It does have a pretty good hardware department, though.
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ORIGINAL: Dave Briggs
Now you guys have started something. I'm of Irish decent and no one appreciates an Irish joke like me. So....
Three Irishmen were sitting around bragging about the best pub in Ireland. The first one says, "The pub I go to is the best in the world. For every drink ya buy, they give ya one for free."
The second Irishmen says, "I can top that. The pub I go to gives ya five drinks for every one ya buy."
The third stands up wobbly and says, "You guys don't know a bleedin thing. The pub I go to is best. When ya walk in they serve ya all ya can drink for free. And then they takes ya upstairs and you can f**k all night long."
The first Irishman says indignantly, "You're a bloody lie'er. That never happened to you."
The third Irishman responds, shuffling his feet, "Well, not me personally... but it did happen to me sister."
ROFLMAO !
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Okay,
A German, Italian, Irish and French guy stand on top of diving platform, pool empty. Everybody has to wish what the pool is beeing filled with when they jump.
The German starts. Takes a good startup, jumps and jells "BEER!". Drinks it all empty, ahhhh refreshing.
Now it´s the Italians turn, startup, jump , "WHITE WINE!"
The Italian is done, leaves the pool and the Irish guy is doing his turn. Runs, jumps, yells "WHISKEY!".
Now it´s the French guys turn. He straightens his cap, puts aside the Baguette, runs, stumbles, slips .... "SHIIIIIT!" ....
A German, Italian, Irish and French guy stand on top of diving platform, pool empty. Everybody has to wish what the pool is beeing filled with when they jump.
The German starts. Takes a good startup, jumps and jells "BEER!". Drinks it all empty, ahhhh refreshing.
Now it´s the Italians turn, startup, jump , "WHITE WINE!"
The Italian is done, leaves the pool and the Irish guy is doing his turn. Runs, jumps, yells "WHISKEY!".
Now it´s the French guys turn. He straightens his cap, puts aside the Baguette, runs, stumbles, slips .... "SHIIIIIT!" ....
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Big Game Hunter
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubted a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognise any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal! The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would buy him drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, shot with a 7mm Mag rifle." He was right again.
Through the night he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this blackeye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Shunk, killed with an axe."
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubted a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognise any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal! The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would buy him drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, shot with a 7mm Mag rifle." He was right again.
Through the night he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this blackeye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Shunk, killed with an axe."
Is Sharkosaurus rex the biggest fish in the sea?
Why don't you come in for a swim?
Why don't you come in for a swim?
RE: ot
Just little alternative version
There was also two Finnish men and one Finnish woman.
Finnish woman ran away with the another Italian man and the two Finnish men wanted to forget their misfortune with booze. They hired the Bulgarians to steal some whiskey from the Irish and when Finns got it, they hacked down the Swedes and tried to sleep with their woman. Tried, but were refused. Another Finn then ended up with the Irish woman and another took the Bulgarian and both were happy until morning.
There was also two Finnish men and one Finnish woman.
Finnish woman ran away with the another Italian man and the two Finnish men wanted to forget their misfortune with booze. They hired the Bulgarians to steal some whiskey from the Irish and when Finns got it, they hacked down the Swedes and tried to sleep with their woman. Tried, but were refused. Another Finn then ended up with the Irish woman and another took the Bulgarian and both were happy until morning.
Don't be shocked, I AM funny.