ORIGINAL: CaptHaggard
ORIGINAL: Rio Bravo
[center]July 16, 1943[/center]
Highlight for Today
Captain Haggard's submariners trashed Palm Tree Hut on Wake Island causing the MPs to converge on the hut in record numbers and causing over $350.00 in damage to the bar. When asked to account for his destructive submariners, Captain Haggard replied, "The boys were just blowing off steam and having a little fun." The good news is that only minimal casualties were inflicted on the hookers.
Admiral,
We here at Haggard Group HQ applaud our boys for rating a "Highlight for Today" mention, and we look forward to being featured again real soon.
As to the ladies: with all gentlemanly deference to the fair sex, the only one worthy of mention was 86'ed from "Howlin' Ed's" in Rabaul and found her way to Wake on a rogue AMc out of Melbourne (that no one knows to this day what to do with). Boatswain's Mate Ford of Tuna thinks she might be the reason the Emperor skipped attacking Wake, and in this case, any peripheral damage to the attendant fair sex was inadvertent when chairs and tables were upended in the rush to get away "'cause she got her gander up", according to Fireman Rodgers of Snook.
Plus the local MPs can't seem to get laid. Can't Army request uglier ladies for these poor guys?
Respectfully,
Hag
Captain Haggard-
Need I remind you again that only authorized military personnel are permitted to board USN submarines?
*chuckling*
Your pal,
-Terry