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The AE haiku thread

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Inspired by the "pronunciation thread" on the main forum which went OT, I suggest to dedicate this thread to the Japanese art of haiku poetry. Let us show that we armchair admirals and generals are not just tough guys sending pixels to demise or glory but that we have a sensitive and sentimental side as well.

Let me begin:

Wife nags about AE
What difference to her tv
The AE world wonders
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One two three four five

six seven eight nine Zeros

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Haiku to Self

Do five seven five
Five seven seven is for
Bozos who can't count
"Rats set fire to Mr. Cooper’s store in Fort Valley. No damage done." Columbus (Ga) Enquirer-Sun, October 2, 1880.
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Six thousand fifty
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A John III Mod, right?
"Rats set fire to Mr. Cooper’s store in Fort Valley. No damage done." Columbus (Ga) Enquirer-Sun, October 2, 1880.
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

Six thousand fifty
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A John III Mod, right?

[:D]
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

Six thousand fifty
Zeros protecting KB
A John III Mod, right?
[:D]
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ORIGINAL: Lecivius

Bloody idiots online
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Sanity, here on the web

More AE drivel
We are all insane here too
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Aircraft mechanics
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Japan-boy player
Has no chance for victory ...
Haiku Seppuku!



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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Japan-boy player
Has no chance for victory ...
Haiku Seppuku!

Haiku Seppuku - nice line [&o]
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