ORIGINAL: rms1pa
darn it , it is not winter yet!
13F last night. ouch, pulled another dog into the bed.
rms/pa
Are you up to three dogs in the bed yet?
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ORIGINAL: rms1pa
darn it , it is not winter yet!
13F last night. ouch, pulled another dog into the bed.
rms/pa
Are you up to three dogs in the bed yet?
Three-dog nights are not allowed unless you are sleeping out in a lean-to surrounded by snow ... and howling wolves.ORIGINAL: rms1pa
Are you up to three dogs in the bed yet?
not yet, just the big guy for area heating and one of the
small ones for spot heating.
rms/pa
Dump a box of nails on the lawn. Then hire one of the punks to mow the lawn.ORIGINAL: bradfordkay
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Put a "For Sale" sign on his truck the next time it's parked in the wrong spot.ORIGINAL: bradfordkay
I never thought that I would be one of those "Get Off My Lawn!!" geezers, but my neighbor keeps backing his oversized pickup truck onto my lawn. I am debating whether I should yell at him of just install punji sticks...
Or you could rewire his brake lights someplace exciting....like the gas tank.
He's not parking it on my lawn, he is backing onto and off the lawn when pulling into his driveway (we live in a tiny, narrow cul-de-sac with three houses). Now I am not much of a lawn maintainer or lover, but here in the PNW heavy pickup trucks tend to turn grass into mud...
Three-dog nights are not allowed unless you are sleeping out in a lean-to surrounded by snow ... and howling wolves.
Three-dog nights
ORIGINAL: rms1pa
no i don't have any eggnog, merry christmas . now stop caroling and GET OFF MY LAWN!
rms/pa
Clever - using a tannenbaum as camouflage to draw the carollers within range ...ORIGINAL: Lecivius
ORIGINAL: rms1pa
no i don't have any eggnog, merry christmas . now stop caroling and GET OFF MY LAWN!
rms/pa
The Anti Caroler device
To cheer yourself up, just do some egg-noggin' , i.e. when the carollers come just hit 'em in the noggin with a well-thrown egg. [8D]ORIGINAL: rms1pa
Christmas time is here by golly.
to object would be folly.
deck the halls with boughs of holly.
brother, here we go again.
rms/pa
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Or in my case...
How about playing golf or fishing in the rain? Do those count?ORIGINAL: Lecivius
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