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Mandrake-san,

Confucius say: Some-ah times rong stick is just rong stick.
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Arso, this: [:D]

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[:D]
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Mandrake-san,

Confucius say: Some-ah times rong stick is just rong stick.


Wait, Confucius China-mens so what-ah actuarry mean when say "rong"? "Rong" or "rong"? Arso, not exacatarry sure if "Stick" mean something erse. It-ah cause much confusion Confucism.
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********Sink F****** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting, Truk Ragoon******

FAM, up on stage: Prease to remember, Pay no attention to Caeser. Caeser doesn't have the slightest idea what is really going on! Now, rets get out there and sink f****** adjective carriers! OK, now time for carr and response time, you know rike brack church. Ready? BANZAI!

Staff: BANZAI!

FAM, up on stage: BANZAI!

Staff: BANZAI!

Rt Hata-san: TELL IT! TEL IT! <gets elbowed by Rt. Takahashi>

Rt. Takahashi: <quietry> What-ah Herr Hata doing?

Rt Hata-san: Adm. Mandarake-san say rike brack church.

FAM, up on stage: BANZAI!

Staff: BANZAI!

Rt. Takahashi: Jesus, Hata, not-ah take everything rike actuary mean exacatary what person say. <crowd
begins to break up and two men begin warking>

Rt Hata-san: Some time it-ah not easy for Hata-san. When Hata-san supposed to berieve what othah person say? For exampurh, what-ah arr of stuff about Caeser?

Rt. Takahashi: Jesus, Hata, how Takahashi-san supposed to know? Actuarry sound kind of rike-ah sedition to Takahashi-san.

Rt Hata-san: Remind Hata-san of crap from Shinto crasses Hata-san have to go to every Saturday as teenager.

Rt. Takahashi: Hory crap, Hata, wah bad enough. Prease to not-ah bring up Shinto crasses. Rets go back to Daihatsu and shoot sea turturhs in ragoon.

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Situation afternoon 28 of Mays

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******************May 27, 1942(d)*************

S boat brow up AK acting as emergency oirer. No escorts. Mandarake-san brame staff.

Sub attack near Lord Howe Island at 104,162

Japanese Ships
xAK Hohuku Maru, Shell hits 1, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage

Allied Ships
SS S-27
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Yestahday rots of B-17's at Bundaberg. Today apparentry just crappy Wirraways.
At reast brow up airodrome rittah bit

Morning Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 80 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 28 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 15
G4M1 Betty x 42

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 7 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 1 damaged
Wirraway: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 9
Airbase supply hits 3
Runway hits 13
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Japan-mens have to crear away Austraria tank regiment on road north from Rockhampton before entire army get-ah trapped.

Morning Air attack on 2/10th Armoured Regiment, at 94,150 , near Rockhampton

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 6,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 44
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 3

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 damaged

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 19 (14 destroyed, 5 disabled)


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Morning Air attack on 2/10th Armoured Regiment, at 94,150 , near Rockhampton

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 7 NM, estimated altitude 6,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 2 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 14

No Japanese losses

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 2 (2 destroyed, 0 disabled)
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Japan-mens find out carriers up by Townsvirre....Surprise!

Arr of fightahs on Adjective carriers apparentry on CAP. Inter show arr 14 SBD's shot down.

Morning Air attack on TF, near Palm Island at 92,143

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 7 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 2 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 16
Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 1

Allied aircraft
SBD-3 Dauntless x 14

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SBD-3 Dauntless: 7 destroyed

Japanese Ships
AKE Anzan Maru

Aircraft Attacking:
1 x SBD-3 Dauntless releasing from 4000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb
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Armoured Regt get-ah compretery browed up. Actuarh attack by understrength Engineer regt and port security infantry.

Ground combat at 94,150 (near Rockhampton)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 1940 troops, 26 guns, 30 vehicles, Assault Value = 815

Defending force 60 troops, 0 guns, 38 vehicles, Assault Value = 1

Japanese adjusted assault: 35

Allied adjusted defense: 1

Japanese assault odds: 35 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender:
Attacker: shock(+)

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 40 (40 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units destroyed 1

Assaulting units:
4th Division
41st Naval Guard Unit
48th Division
33rd Infantry Regiment
1st Ind Engineer Regiment
146th Infantry Regiment
Kure 2nd SNLF
2nd Port Unit
16th Army
11th Air Fleet
17th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
41st JNAF AF Unit
44th Field AA Battalion
16th AA Regiment
21st Air Flotilla
4th JAAF AF Bn

Defending units:
2/10th Armoured Regiment
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What-ah reft of SBD squadron on British-mens CV's attack Hiei in aftahnoon.

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Townsville at 100,144

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid spotted at 6 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 2 minutes

Allied aircraft
SBD-3 Dauntless x 2

Allied aircraft losses
SBD-3 Dauntless: 1 damaged

Japanese Ships
BB Hiei, Bomb hits 1
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Tonga Isrands: Japan-mens figure out America-mens try buird aeroprane base on Vava'u.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 9,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Takao
DD Arashio
DD Amagiri

Allied Ships
xAK Wulin, Shell hits 1, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk
AMC Cap des Palmes, Shell hits 2, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk


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Night Naval bombardment of Vava'u at 141,165

Japanese Ships
CA Takao
DD Amagiri
DD Arashio

Allied ground losses:
67 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 4 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Vehicles lost 1 (1 destroyed, 0 disabled)

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 4
Port hits 9
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Canton or Fiji or Samoa obvious praces for Americ-mens to attack first. Everyone try to get ready.
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Amateur Tacticarh Anarysis:

British-mens CV's use warp speed on way to Townsvirre area. This-ah means DD's start run out of gas and probabry not-ah be aburh to go rearry fast again next day.

Most of bombahs on ships get browed up so strike powah way down unress more bombahs fry in (but CV arready crowded with fightahs).

Seem rike onry 4 things CV's aburh to do:

1) Stand and fight

2) Run for Torres Strait

3) Run East (Absorutely Engrish-mens know Hiei onry 160 nm to ENE and
probabry see Yamato 320 NM to SE but most-ah rikery not see Junyo)

4) Head back South

Mandarake-san expect run for Torres Strait but rast time prediction wrong. [:D] If aburh go rearry fast again CV's can escape Netties at Charter Towers but stirh have to find gas somewhere.



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************May 28, 1942(d)**********

Operation Sink F****** Adjective Carriers: Hiei head back to Towsnvirre to get burrets. Tanaka-san purposery try to run into carriers just so everyone have to change underwears.
Arried-dogs start out night going North. Hiei burret go right through Irrustrious and come out othah side.


Night Time Surface Combat, near Townsville at 98,144, Range 12,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
BB Hiei, Shell hits 3
CA Maya, Shell hits 1
CA Kumano
CL Nagara
DD Makigumo
DD Suzukaze

Allied Ships
CV Indomitable
CV Illustrious, Shell hits 1
CV Formidable
CL Mauritius
CL Newcastle
DD Hammann
DD Helm
DD Preston
DD Reid
DD MacDonough
DD Napier
DD Tjerk Hiddes, Shell hits 1
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Japan-mens batturships that bought from British-mens rittah too srow. Show up at Brisbane when sun come up.

Dutch-mens on top of Tromp Tower (that-ah what carr rearry tarr thing in muddurh of ship) see Japan-mens
coming but have rearry big barrs so stay and fight. Aftah fight Vendetta have reason for vendetta.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Brisbane at 96,160, Range 22,000 Yards

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
C.XI-W: 1 destroyed

Japanese Ships
BB Nagato, Shell hits 1
BB Mutsu, Shell hits 2
BB Yamashiro, Shell hits 1
BB Hyuga
DD Shiranui, Shell hits 1
DD Sanae
DD Yugao
DD Hishu

Allied Ships
CL Tromp, Shell hits 7, and is sunk
DD Vendetta, Shell hits 6, and is sunk
DD Kortenaer, Shell hits 3, and is sunk


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Hyuga get rittah bit too crose. Anyway everyone have good time browing up pranes.

Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
P-39D Airacobra: 122 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 9 destroyed on ground
PBY-5 Catalina: 31 damaged
PBY-5 Catalina: 2 destroyed on ground
P-40E Warhawk: 35 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 8 destroyed on ground
Hurricane IIb Trop: 2 damaged
Hurricane IIb Trop: 2 destroyed on ground
Kittyhawk IA: 24 damaged
Kittyhawk IA: 3 destroyed on ground

39 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Japanese Ships
BB Hyuga, Shell hits 12
BB Yamashiro
BB Mutsu, Shell hits 5
BB Nagato

Allied ground losses:
445 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 14 disabled
Non Combat: 26 destroyed, 46 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 14 disabled
Guns lost 6 (2 destroyed, 4 disabled)
Vehicles lost 3 (1 destroyed, 2 disabled)

Airbase hits 24
Airbase supply hits 3
Runway hits 47
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Apparentry some of Arried-mens bombahs stirr work because attack Japan-mens advancing backward toward Townsvirre.

Afternoon Air attack on 4th Division, at 94,150 , near Rockhampton

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 6,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 6

Allied aircraft losses
Blenheim IV: 1 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
77 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
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A-24's dodge horhes in runway (aftah big party) but butturships arso dodge A-24's

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Brisbane at 96,160

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 14 NM, estimated altitude 18,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 3

Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIb Trop x 6
Kittyhawk IA x 6
A-24 Banshee x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
A-24 Banshee: 3 damaged

Japanese Ships
BB Nagato
BB Yamashiro
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