Bring back "The Old Guard" request.

[AW1Steve]

Sprior, Sprior, Sprior! [:D]

[crsutton]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Hey, I'm from West Virginia. Don't get all snooty on me.

Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

A. Someone always loses a trailer.

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: crsutton

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Hey, I'm from West Virginia. Don't get all snooty on me.

Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

A. Someone always loses a trailer.

We're talking WVa. No trailers, just tents, lean-tos and cardboard boxes.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: crsutton

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Hey, I'm from West Virginia. Don't get all snooty on me.

Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

A. Someone always loses a trailer.

We're talking WVa. No trailers, just tents, lean-tos and cardboard boxes.

And lots of 'cousins'.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: crsutton




Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

A. Someone always loses a trailer.

We're talking WVa. No trailers, just tents, lean-tos and cardboard boxes.

And lots of 'cousins'.

There is even a poster about WV:

[PzB74]

Mean Marines never die...they only go to heck to regroup 😎

[Grfin Zeppelin]

O.O

[AW1Steve]

Any legitimate request for specific "old guard"? Terminus, Terminus, Terminus, I'm still waiting![:D]

[AW1Steve]

And here's a tough one.....Bobo-goes-boom, Bobo-goes-boom, Bobo-goes-boom! Come on Derrick, I know your alive, I saw it on your facebook page! [:D]

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Dixie, Dixie, Dixie! [:D]

[Grfin Zeppelin]

Cribtop Cribtop Cribtop

[Leandros]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Anachro

When does one officially become the "old guard?" [8D]

Going bald also qualifies.
If your ears noticeably perk up when a Viagra commercial comes on, that counts.
If you get a grandchild to set up your computer system, you achieve brevet rank in the Old Guard.
If you can remember something that happened thirty years ago as though it was yesterday, but can't remember what you had for breakfast yesterday, you may achieve Feldmarchal's rank in the Old Guard.
If you're a guy but buy products from Hanes, you might be Old Guard.

I may have a chance to qualify, then - even if I don't understand the meaning of your last line. Oh, I forgot, I'm not gone. Was that not a pre-requisite, too?

Fred

[geofflambert]

I wear compression socks as an alternative (I should have said Lleggs or something else, I meant nylons), but that's because of a surgical wound, my right leg doesn't swell. However the memory thing is active, making me a Feldmarschall, lower half.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Sprior, Sprior, Sprior! [:D]

As if by magic...

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I wear compression socks as an alternative (I should have said Lleggs or something else, I meant nylons), but that's because of a surgical wound, my right leg doesn't swell. However the memory thing is active, making me a Feldmarschall, lower half.

Of course the memory thing is active if you're wearing comprehension socks. Make sure your right leg (and head) don't swell too much though.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Sprior, Sprior, Sprior! [:D]

As if by magic...

Glad you made it back. [8D]

[Anthropoid]

Welcome back Sprior!