The Legend of Nemo

[geofflambert]

You know, there is a secret forumite with the user name "Arthropoid". His claws can break bones. I will sic him on you if you don't behave.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Am I relieved, Mon Kapitan?

I thought gorns were capable of relieving themselves without assistance?
If my supposition was wrong, don't call on me ....

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Fortunately Sergei Bondarchuk ordered a re-write of the young Affleck's lines in the final version of the film

What is that toy that Napoleon is holding? Did he buy Ben an Oskar to stop his crying?

[geofflambert]

I think this is an appropriate time for some martial music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iSoKv0 ... BW6K2qY82U

[geofflambert]

No, my mistake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWq8YYREdF0

[geofflambert]

Then there's this. Pardon the ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM-E2H1ChJM

[geofflambert]

Don't know how to beat this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIxOl1EraXA

[warspite1]

Very nice - but I still prefer this:

Russian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOAtz8xWM0w

While this ain't bad

Finnish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKRvD5i44Ko

and of course there are the old perennials

United States

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAYPN-1Yjt0

German

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQwLeMcbRY

British

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

But despite sounding a bit like a Christmas Carol, this remains my favourite [&o]

Dutch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwBrR_G70RE

[geofflambert]

I should note that I believe Napoleon banned the Marseilles.

[geofflambert]

Thanks for that but what are you doing up so late warspite1? And where's the Internationale?

[geofflambert]

Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EMx7Y16Vo

[geofflambert]

I mentioned Napoleon banned the Marseilles. IIRC Stalin banned the Internationale.

[geofflambert]

Just curious, why does the national anthem of the Suomi have a label saying it is the Czech national anthem?

Sorry "Czech Republican Anthem"

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Just curious, why does the national anthem of the Suomi have a label saying it is the Czech national anthem?

Sorry "Czech Republican Anthem"

warspite1

I wondered that...simple mistake perhaps? But its definitely the Finnish anthem.

[geofflambert]

I'm sorry, Beethoven or whoever, Deutschland's anthem blows.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

IIRC Stalin banned the Internationale.

warspite1

Probably because its not very good......

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Thanks for that but what are you doing up so late warspite1?

warspite1

Its not late. Its the morning and I am getting ready to go to work. You guys really need to fix your clocks - whenever I go to Florida I notice that all American clocks and watches seemed to run about 5 hours behind the proper time. Strange. I would have thought you'd have fixed this problem by now.

[geofflambert]

For the British, I prefer the thing that goes Dah da dum dum dum da da da dah duh da dum dum dum da dum da dum duh da dum dee dum da dum duh da ... Well, you know what I mean, what's that called?

[geofflambert]

Like the Deutsch anthem, the Niederlander anthem sounds like a hymn, and that takes points away on my scoreboard.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

For the British, I prefer the thing that goes Dah da dum dum dum da da da dah duh da dum dum dum da dum da dum duh da dum dee dum da dum duh da ... Well, you know what I mean, what's that called?

warspite1

Ah yes I know that one - Dum Dum Diddle, my darling fiddle. Oh no sorry that was Abba

I know the one you mean but you mucked up - its Dah da dum dum da da dum - those three notes are where you went wrong.