Today's "Haven't seen that before"

[Lokasenna]

Invasion Support action off Guam (106,95)
Defensive Guns engage approaching landing force

33 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Allied Ships
DD Ingraham
LCI-587
APA Winged Arrow

No activity noticed on shore.
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Invasion Support action off Guam (106,95)
Defensive Guns engage approaching landing force

27 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Allied Ships
DD Burns
AK Aludra

No activity noticed on shore.

That's a new one to me. The shells must've been coming from space!

[btd64]

The phantom gun shots. Kind of like big foot. Few claim to have seen it. But nobody's really sure....GP

[Coach Zuck]

Cloaking Device?[:D]

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: Coach Zuck

Cloaking Device?[:D]

We gorn haven't figured that out yet. I've tried buying cloaks on Amazon and bought everything it suggested that "People who bought these also bought...".

People still recognize me for whatever I am no matter what I try.

What am I to do?

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Coach Zuck

Cloaking Device?[:D]

We gorn haven't figured that out yet. I've tried buying cloaks on Amazon and bought everything it suggested that "People who bought these also bought...".

People still recognize me for whatever I am no matter what I try.

What am I to do?

Try a burkha?

[Shark7]

ORIGINAL: Lokasenna

Invasion Support action off Guam (106,95)
Defensive Guns engage approaching landing force

33 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Allied Ships
DD Ingraham
LCI-587
APA Winged Arrow

No activity noticed on shore.
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Invasion Support action off Guam (106,95)
Defensive Guns engage approaching landing force

27 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Allied Ships
DD Burns
AK Aludra

No activity noticed on shore.

That's a new one to me. The shells must've been coming from space!

No activity noticed on shore. Obviously no one paid any attention to the bunkers in the jungle. It appears we can't see past the tree line. [:D]

[Alfred]

ORIGINAL: Lokasenna

Invasion Support action off Guam (106,95)
Defensive Guns engage approaching landing force

33 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Allied Ships
DD Ingraham
LCI-587
APA Winged Arrow

No activity noticed on shore.
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Invasion Support action off Guam (106,95)
Defensive Guns engage approaching landing force

27 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Allied Ships
DD Burns
AK Aludra

No activity noticed on shore.

That's a new one to me. The shells must've been coming from space!

I would expect a string message of that nature when no troops of any kind are delivered onto the beach.

Alfred

[Lokasenna]

ORIGINAL: Alfred

ORIGINAL: Lokasenna

Invasion Support action off Guam (106,95)
Defensive Guns engage approaching landing force

33 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Allied Ships
DD Ingraham
LCI-587
APA Winged Arrow

No activity noticed on shore.
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Invasion Support action off Guam (106,95)
Defensive Guns engage approaching landing force

27 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Allied Ships
DD Burns
AK Aludra

No activity noticed on shore.

That's a new one to me. The shells must've been coming from space!

I would expect a string message of that nature when no troops of any kind are delivered onto the beach.

Alfred

Ah, this is true. It could've been a message for my opponent. Normally in that place it is a message about landing craft approaching the beach.

[crsutton]

I have no doubt than in real combat situations when ships were plastering a completely empty beachhead that the spotters were reporting numerous sightings of counter fire flashes when there were none. Only human. In combat you sometimes see what you expect to see.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Coach Zuck

Cloaking Device?[:D]

We gorn haven't figured that out yet. I've tried buying cloaks on Amazon and bought everything it suggested that "People who bought these also bought...".

People still recognize me for whatever I am no matter what I try.

What am I to do?

You need one of these (that our earth scientists have cooked up).
http://phys.org/news/2015-09-d-ultrathi ... cloak.html