A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

So they packed Mandrake-san into amburance to go to big hospitahr and Mandrake-san in back with cute 22 year ord
chatty EMT, not-ah Japan-womans but definitery from somewhere in Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere. Mandrake-san not-ah cut hairs on face for 2 days and basicarry not-ah sreep ronger than 45 minutes for 2 days either.

Cute 22 year ord chatty EMT, not-ah Japan-womans but definitery
from somewhere in Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere <rooks at data sheet> WOW! People we pick up your age usually look waaaay worse! [X(]

Mandrake-san: How much you usuarry charge man my age?

---

BTW: are you home now? You OK? Was it Beri-Beri again?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Wargmr

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Sometimes Mandrake-san think war too compricated...OK, Mandrake-san ovah it.

Either you have less than 25000 supply, the base does not have a level 7 airfield or the unit is a fragment of another unit that needs to be combined to upgrade.

Rever 7? Hory crap! Who make-ah stupid rure?

You-ah shourd be abre to upgrade at Truk with Air HQ there. Plus suppry, of course.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

So they packed Mandrake-san into amburance to go to big hospitahr and Mandrake-san in back with cute 22 year ord
chatty EMT, not-ah Japan-womans but definitery from somewhere in Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere. Mandrake-san not-ah cut hairs on face for 2 days and basicarry not-ah sreep ronger than 45 minutes for 2 days either.

Cute 22 year ord chatty EMT, not-ah Japan-womans but definitery
from somewhere in Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere <rooks at data sheet> WOW! People we pick up your age usually look waaaay worse! [X(]

Mandrake-san: How much you usuarry charge man my age?

---

BTW: are you home now? You OK? Was it Beri-Beri again?

Was it beri-beri what? Beri-beri uncomfortabre? He arready said that! [:-]

[zuluhour]

Mandrake-san, please to ask burning question of medical profession, does adequate consumption of Hendricks with riberarh sprash of tonic prevent marariah? This could go arong way for me staying drunk on famirary vacation.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Was it beri-beri what? Beri-beri uncomfortabre? He arready said that! [:-]

Hai! Beri Beri from not-ah eating enough. Not-ah rikery. [:)] Onry urorogist on Truk say it-ah kidney infection but not-ah understand where come from.

Mandrake-san have theory. Mandrake-san berieve either Sweet Baby Jesus or The Buddha or Ensign McGoo give Mandrake-san womans disease as punishment for making jokes about breatesses. From now on, no breastesses jokes. Evah!

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You-ah shourd be abre to upgrade at Truk with Air HQ there. Plus suppry, of course.

What about Rabaurh, which stirr rever 3 but-ah have Air Frotirra?

[Cap Mandrake]

By ra way, urtrasound technician rook rike Harre Barry. Mandrake-san ask for repeat urtrasound before going home "just to make sure everything OK".

China-mens doctor say no. He berieve excitement might be dangerous.

[Cap Mandrake]

Operation Not-ah Think of Name Yet. At least a week out.

[sprior]

Operation Tarrurah?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Operation Tarrurah?

Hai! That-ah pretty good. Mandrake-san rike her even if Miss-ah Bankhead rike to give orders. Arso, it-ah pretty easy to say for Japan-mens.

[Cap Mandrake]

Possiburh scared back pran to cut off CONUS suppry to Oz. This avoids large commitment to Marquesas and more time to reinforce Marshalls and Gilberts and Samoa.

A Seaprane base on Raoul cannot compretely cut off frow South of New Zearand. This-ah have to be done with recon subs and occaisionurh carrier sortie to keep Arried-mens honest.

Johnston Isrand is within B-17 range of Lihue, Maui and will therefore not be taken.

Taking Attu and Shemya prevent B-24 raids on Paramashiro-jima

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

Operation Tarrurah?

Hai! That-ah pretty good. Mandrake-san rike her even if Miss-ah Bankhead rike to give orders. Arso, it-ah pretty easy to say for Japan-mens.

Which movie was that?
The dialogue and acting in most of those 1940s-1950s war movies was awful - no wonder she seems to be rolling her eyes!

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Johnston Isrand is within B-17 range of Lihue, Maui and will therefore not be taken.

You afraid of Arried-men's Johnston! You lose face!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Possiburh scared back pran to cut off CONUS suppry to Oz. This avoids large commitment to Marquesas and more time to reinforce Marshalls and Gilberts and Samoa.

A Seaprane base on Raoul cannot compretely cut off frow South of New Zearand. This-ah have to be done with recon subs and occaisionurh carrier sortie to keep Arried-mens honest.

Johnston Isrand is within B-17 range of Lihue, Maui and will therefore not be taken.

Taking Attu and Shemya prevent B-24 raids on Paramashiro-jima

Captain-san? Don't most Japan-mens prayers that post rarge strategic map with red line usuarry *contror* everything within said boundary? If you encrose without owning, why not-ah just draw red rine over Hawaii and Austraria too?

It-ah cheaper and faster that-ah way.

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Johnston Isrand is within B-17 range of Lihue, Maui and will therefore not be taken.

You afraid of Arried-men's Johnston! You lose face!

B-17 a pretty nasty Johnson [:-]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

Operation Tarrurah?

Hai! That-ah pretty good. Mandrake-san rike her even if Miss-ah Bankhead rike to give orders. Arso, it-ah pretty easy to say for Japan-mens.

Which movie was that?
The dialogue and acting in most of those 1940s-1950s war movies was awful - no wonder she seems to be rolling her eyes!

It-ah carred Rifeboat by Mistah Arfred Hitchcock. It-ah not rearry made yet in WWII(d) but Mandrake-san see in previous universe. Mandrake-san disappointed because no sex scenes.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Captain-san? Don't most Japan-mens prayers that post rarge strategic map with red line usuarry *contror* everything within said boundary? If you encrose without owning, why not-ah just draw red rine over Hawaii and Austraria too?

It-ah cheaper and faster that-ah way.

Hai! Mandrake-san rearize pranning diffcurt concept for some.

[Cap Mandrake]

..

[Cap Mandrake]

*************January 5, 1942(d)*************


Maraysia/Singapore: Arried-mens bombard Georgetown again. Entire prace on fire. Again, Arried-mens ships get away when sun comes up. Hope entire Co-prosperity Sphere not end up rike burnt marshmarrow.

No attack at Singers today so Japan-mens have time to wash socks and bring in fresh fish heads. Bettys from Indochina attack Arried-mens at Singapore but one Betty accidentarry run into AAA sherr.

Fiji: Japan-men carriers stop to rook at Southern Cross. Forward progress about 100 mires per day. Maybe it-ah morare probrem from not visiting comfort womans since Decmeber 1. One Arried-men AK at Suva gets hit by R boat when bringing in Rucky Strikes.

Hong Kong: Another rousy typhoon or something so no air attacks. This-ah rongest seige since Suleiman the Not So Magnificent at Vienna. Maybe Japan-mens just attack and see what happens?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Fiji: Japan-men carriers stop to rook at Southern Cross. Forward progress about 100 mires per day.

Have Japan-men carriers or escorts undergone significant 'system' damage from being at sea so long, Cap'n?