You have two cows.

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:10 pm

No I don't. You must be thinking of someone else....

pmelheck1 · Post by **pmelheck1** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:07 pm

Televisionism

You sit in your living room watching farmers milking 2 cows and point out how their doing it wrong and you could do MUCH better.

pmelheck1 · Post by **pmelheck1** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:13 pm

stonerism --

You have 2 cows. Dude where's the munchies. What were we talking about again?

Aurelian · Post by **Aurelian** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:33 pm

SOVIET You have two cows. You count them and realize you have four cows. You drink more Vodka. You count the cows again and realize you have eleventy six cows. You drink even more Vodka. After a while, you realize that eleventy isn’t a real number. You count the cows again and have two cows. You open another bottle of Vodka and try to drown the loss of eleventy four cows

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:10 am

Nazi

You have two cows.
You invade Poland

danlongman · Post by **danlongman** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:46 am

Latvia.
You have no cow. Have no potato.
Only rock and malnurish. Is sad. And dark. Cold.
You die and suffer over.

Darkspire · Post by **Darkspire** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:06 am

Banishedism.
You have two cows.
Everyone dies.

Curtis Lemay · Post by **Curtis Lemay** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:03 pm

Ozarkism:

You have two cows.
Both have been trained to back up to that stump you're standing on.

Missouri_Rebel · Post by **Missouri_Rebel** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:20 am

Wargameism

You have two cows
You teach them to play wargames
There is now three living entities in the surrounding six counties that share your passion
You accuse those cheating s.o.b. cows of teaming up on you and gaming loopholes
Steaks at 9:00, solo play to follow

ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

Ozarkism:

You have two cows.
Both have been trained to back up to that stump you're standing on.

Silly Texan. We don't have cows round these parts. Now goats on the other hand...

And for your sin, one of my sing-songs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxX79btQjQg

mo reb

Orm · Post by **Orm** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:51 am

Nice song mo reb. [:)]

And the pictures are stunning.

But the snake gives me the shivers.

Orm · Post by **Orm** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:23 am

mo rebism:
You have two pigs.
You have a barbeque party.
You now have a lot of happy neighbours and friends.
You have one pig left for the next party.

Edit: And if I am lucky I am in the neighbourhood so I can invite myself for when it is time for the next barbeque.

Curtis Lemay · Post by **Curtis Lemay** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:45 am

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

Ozarkism:

You have two cows.
Both have been trained to back up to that stump you're standing on.

Silly Texan. We don't have cows round these parts. Now goats on the other hand...

Texan...transplanted from Arkansas.

Missouri_Rebel · Post by **Missouri_Rebel** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:44 pm

ORIGINAL: Orm

Nice song mo reb. [:)]

And the pictures are stunning.

But the snake gives me the shivers.

I'm sure they pale in comparison to beautiful Sweden. And the snake is the elusive Timber Rattler. The area is home to 3 poisonous snakes; the seldom seen Timber Rattler, the aggressive Cottonmouth (in wet areas) and the common Copperhead.

ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

Texan...transplanted from Arkansas.

Well that makes 2 Arkansans, you and Titanwarrior. 1 more and there would probably an illegal still involved.

ORIGINAL: Orm

mo rebism:
You have two pigs.
You have a barbeque party.
You now have a lot of happy neighbours and friends.
You have one pig left for the next party.

Edit: And if I am lucky I am in the neighbourhood so I can invite myself for when it is time for the next barbeque.

I like where this is going

Curtis Lemay · Post by **Curtis Lemay** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:28 pm

ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

Ozarkism:

You have two cows.
Both have been trained to back up to that stump you're standing on.

Silly Texan. We don't have cows round these parts. Now goats on the other hand...

Texan...transplanted from Arkansas.

So, in other words, I'm the Edward Snowden of deep, dark, Ozark secrets. [:D]

Missouri_Rebel · Post by **Missouri_Rebel** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 3:10 pm

ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

Silly Texan. We don't have cows round these parts. Now goats on the other hand...

Texan...transplanted from Arkansas.

So, in other words, I'm the Edward Snowden of deep, dark, Ozark secrets. [:D]

Shhhhhhhh!

danlongman · Post by **danlongman** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 5:36 pm

Add in newspaper in Minnesota last month after passage of legislation:
"Going out of business!! Small time cattle rancher forced out of business due to new laws!!
For Sale: Fifty Hereford cows and two gay bulls."

ezzler · Post by **ezzler** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:03 pm

Consultancy

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You are probably something to do with dairy farming.
You should diversify into outdoor leisure and corporate events.

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