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As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and methodists!

Observation: "You said marine divisions twice!"

Response: "I like Marine Divisions."
Maybe he meant these guys (the second time)?

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Muskegon? That'll play havoc with the fishing season in Michigan...
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I was intimating the personnel interview by Heady...erm...Hedley Lamar of the bushwackers and hooligans in Blazing Saddles.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

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I was intimating the personnel interview by Heady...erm...Hedley Lamar of the bushwackers and hooligans in Blazing Saddles.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

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I noticed [;)][:D]
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I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.

As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and methodists!

So let's go and have some fun!
You forgot the Twats.

These guys?



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ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: sprior

I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.

As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and methodists!

So let's go and have some fun!
You forgot the Twats.

These guys?



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Clousta Twatt? Is that near Clih Forest?
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ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: sprior

I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.

As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and methodists!

So let's go and have some fun!
You forgot the Twats.

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No, this guy.

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We know.
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

I was intimating the personnel interview by Heady...erm...Hedley Lamar of the bushwackers and hooligans in Blazing Saddles.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

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No, this guy.

That's a female.

I used to drive down that road.
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Better?

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Better?

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Thank you for correcting me. We must all work diligently to ensure the high standards of this AAR.

ETA; Never mind. I'm in the wrong AAR.
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Indeed, if we started just posting complete bollocks where would be?
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Indeed, if we started just posting complete bollocks where would be?

Page 376, I reckon.
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It's a fair cop guv, you've got us bang to rights. We'll come quietly.
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So, I decide to read the manual and figure out why all my task forces are going places I don't want them to go and on the first freakin' page it tells me I am going to catch epilepsy becasue I am already doing everything it says not to do. [X(]


See this is why you have had it right all along.. Keep pretending not to read the manual and you won't get hurt.


P.s. Actually, I wouldn't believe any of it. What really happened was some lawyer got absolutely trashed by the AI and threatened to sue Matrix unless they put that disclaimer in there. Now he can tell all his friends that the computer did it, not his lousy play.
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Damage to prince of Wales greatly exaggerated in earlier reports:



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Nearly there:



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Nearly there:



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Woah! All this thunder and fury and you haven't even unloaded at Prome yet? [X(]
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Woah! All this thunder and fury and you haven't even unloaded at Prome yet? [X(]

Umm...Argletonian dude...can one unload at Prome? Isn't that upriver / inland?
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