Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
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Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
I don't know about P&L's beer stories but my younger brother was home on leave from the marines. My wife set him up on the sofa to sleep. He had been drinking beer all day, and told my wife he better use a pallet on the floor because he might pee the bed. My wife said be serious, your sleeping on the sofa. WELL! The next morning I get up and who do I meet in the hall....thats right! The big Marine had soaked the sofa, bed sheets, blankets and was heading for the washing machine. He looked at me and said,"I told Ya". He no longer does that, he was in his late teens or early twenties.
Like a loving big brother I remind him of this story occassionally.[:D][&o] Must have been the cheap beer. I'am not a drinker myself.
Like a loving big brother I remind him of this story occassionally.[:D][&o] Must have been the cheap beer. I'am not a drinker myself.
"Before Guadalcanal the enemy advanced at his pleasure. After Guadalcanal, he retreated at ours".
"Mama, There's Rabbits in the Garden"
"Mama, There's Rabbits in the Garden"
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89
I don't about P&L's beer stories but my younger brother was home on leave from the marines. My wife set him up on the sofa to sleep. He had been drinking beer all day, and told my wife he better use a pallet on the floor because he might pee the bed. My wife said be serious, your sleeping on the sofa. WELL! The next morning I get up and who do I meet in the hall....thats right! The big Marine had soaked the sofa, bed sheets, blankets and was heading for the washing machine. He looked at me and said,"I told Ya". He no longer does that, he was in his late teens or early twenties.
Like a loving big brother I remind him of this story occassionally.[:D][&o] Must have been the cheap beer. I'am not a drinker myself.
AHAAHHA. Mr. Big Shot Marine.
I have only been smashed once in my life. It happened at my high school graduation. I consumed nearly a fifth of vodka alone. I have no idea if we actually had the graduation party, but I did wake up in Young Me W's(last name not revealed to protect the non-innocent-it rhymes with Wood, oops, Hi Young Me.) bed. My moaning woke her, we looked at each other at the same time and I hurled everywhere. To this day she teases that I am the only guy that puked when he woke up next to her. And she is not someone anybody would puke over...sigh, think I blew it??? Though we are still pals.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
Warspite1,
Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title? [&:]
Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title? [&:]
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
warspite1ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Warspite1,
Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title? [&:]
You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
It seems they have no beer stories to share. [:(]ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Warspite1,
Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title? [&:]
You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
warspite1ORIGINAL: Orm
It seems they have no beer stories to share. [:(]ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Warspite1,
Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title? [&:]
You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....
It would appear so....
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: Orm
It seems they have no beer stories to share. [:(]ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1
You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....
It would appear so....
CHANGE THE FREAKING TITLE TO BEER AND ANY HARD LIQUOR.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
warspite1ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: Orm
It seems they have no beer stories to share. [:(]
It would appear so....
CHANGE THE FREAKING TITLE TO BEER AND ANY HARD LIQUOR.
Freaking? Well! He wasn't very nice was he boys and girls? [X(]
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1
It would appear so....
CHANGE THE FREAKING TITLE TO BEER AND ANY HARD LIQUOR.
Freaking? Well! He wasn't very nice was he boys and girls? [X(]
Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
warspite1ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: parusski
CHANGE THE FREAKING TITLE TO BEER AND ANY HARD LIQUOR.
Freaking? Well! He wasn't very nice was he boys and girls? [X(]
Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
Good luck, we're all counting on you.
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
That sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before? [&:]ORIGINAL: parusski
Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
ORIGINAL: parusski
I have only been smashed once in my life. It happened at my high school graduation. I consumed nearly a fifth of vodka alone. I have no idea if we actually had the graduation party, but I did wake up in Young Me W's(last name not revealed to protect the non-innocent-it rhymes with Wood, oops, Hi Young Me.) bed. My moaning woke her, we looked at each other at the same time and I hurled everywhere. To this day she teases that I am the only guy that puked when he woke up next to her. And she is not someone anybody would puke over...sigh, think I blew it??? Though we are still pals.
Did ya, kiss here her afterwards? Geee-ross[X(] I know ya did, come on you can tell us.[:D]
"Before Guadalcanal the enemy advanced at his pleasure. After Guadalcanal, he retreated at ours".
"Mama, There's Rabbits in the Garden"
"Mama, There's Rabbits in the Garden"
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
ORIGINAL: Orm
That sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before? [&:]ORIGINAL: parusski
Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
From me.
Well, actually from House of Cards, spoken by Francis Underwood(as he looks into the camera)
Here u go Ormster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8RjPAD2Jk
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories
warspite1ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: Orm
That sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before? [&:]ORIGINAL: parusski
Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
From me.
Well, actually from House of Cards, spoken by Francis Underwood(as he looks into the camera)
Here u go Ormster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8RjPAD2Jk
Er dude....have a look at the Ormsters sig line....dumbass [;)].
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815