Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Sandy Island? Never heard of it.

I heard rumour [sic] of some place called "Australia" down there. They allegedly have animals that live in pouches. Pfft...probably also fake.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

Wow! I just bought the game in September and started reading the AAR for some tips. I picked this one because it sounded like someone might have a sense of humor (Bring me the head of Diego Garcia!) Little did I know.... Absolutely hilarious!

Just finished catching up this morning, and had to join the forum so I could throw in my 1-1/2 cents worth once in awhile.

Ahh...welcome. A number of us were wondering if it is really true that Miss Scarlet is a woman of base morals? Do you have any insights?

[sprior]

A number of us were wondering if it is really true that Miss Scarlet is a woman of base morals? Do you have any insights?

And her phone number.

[sprior]

I have it good authority that this is the world's worst AAR!

let's face it, most of us have seen more action in the sports pages in a grumbly gram from the pash.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Sandy Island? Never heard of it.

Another one of Milo Mindbender's schemes?

MM- "If you really want to get away from this war, I have an Island I can sell you ..."

[dcpollay]

Miss Scarlet? I did see her once, in the conservatory, with the candlestick....Other than that, I wouldn't have a Clue![;)]

Sprior - Disclosure - I'm a tax auditor....We'll chat about the offshore account later. I'll also want to discuss Milo.

Chickenboy - I can learn from them because they're doing pretty well. I can tell because I read the manual.[:'(]

And I have to figure out how these damned smiley thingies work.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

Miss Scarlet? I did see her once, in the conservatory, with the candlestick....

Miss Scarlet with a candlestick, eh? Pictures or it didn't happen! [X(]

[dcpollay]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

Miss Scarlet? I did see her once, in the conservatory, with the candlestick....

Miss Scarlet with a candlestick, eh? Pictures or it didn't happen! [X(]

Sorry, when I saw it I became dizzy, dropped my camera and broke it. Besides, I'd feel bad publishing any pics ahead of Pocahontus Girl.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

Miss Scarlet? I did see her once, in the conservatory, with the candlestick....

Miss Scarlet with a candlestick, eh? Pictures or it didn't happen! [X(]

Sorry, when I saw it I became dizzy, dropped my camera and broke it. Besides, I'd feel bad publishing any pics ahead of Pocahontus Girl.

From ahead or behind, either way!

[Cap Mandrake]

You think UV light isn't dangerous? Look what it did to this decal in Newport Beach, Calif. Well, I assume it was sun damage [:)]

[BBfanboy]

Yeah - pity about the missing butterfly antenna. [;)]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Yeah - pity about the missing butterfly antenna. [;)]

I was afraid people would not spot the damage. Good show!

[Cap Mandrake]

Skinflint. From a cosmic justice standpoint, Cebu USN support Bn., which will be landing on Mindanao, includes Phillipino infantry (previsouly evacuated from the PI). Of course, tehy probably won't be able to communicate with the locals.

[neilm85uk_MatrixForum]

I had a choice this morning...actually do some work or finally catch up with the Worst AAR in the history of the world. We all know I made the right choice!

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: neilm85uk

I had a choice this morning...actually do some work or finally catch up with the Worst AAR in the history of the world. We all know I made the right choice!

See..THAT is the reason the Eurozone is slipping back into recession. Not enough productivity! [;)]

Now, in my case, I "wasted" 3 1/2 minutes adding silly seaplane search arcs to the map not out idleness or sloth, but because I am making a political statement...the John Gault thing.


By ra way, please tell us the "85" is the year you graduated from university or got married or something and NOT the year you were born.

[sprior]

See..THAT is the reason the Eurozone is slipping back into recession. Not enough productivity!

You fell for it, Leeds isn't in the Eurozone!

[CaptDave]

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

Sprior - Disclosure - I'm a tax auditor....We'll chat about the offshore account later. I'll also want to discuss Milo.

And I'm an enrolled agent -- my job is to defend you against people like the Colonel!

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

See..THAT is the reason the Eurozone is slipping back into recession. Not enough productivity!

You fell for it, Leeds isn't in the Eurozone!

Damn! Misspelled "Ternate" and "Dadjangas" a bunch of times too. It all runs together some times.

[Cap Mandrake]

******************Feb 21, 1943(c)********************


Mindanao and environs: Dutch sub beats up on poor San Clemente Maru. Anyopne think she'll sink?

Submarine attack near Dadjangas at 79,94

Japanese Ships
TK San Clemente Maru, Torpedo hits 3, heavy damage

Allied Ships
SS O23

I think this was a USMC Regt bound for Dadjangas from Darwin. Damn subs. There are so many choke points in the DEI.

Sub attack near Ambon at 76,111

Japanese Ships
SS I-157

Allied Ships
xAP Empire Pride, Torpedo hits 1, heavy damage
DE Pillsbury
AP George Clymer
AP Crescent City
AP President Polk
AP McCawley
AP Leonard Wood
xAP Dunedin Star
DD MacDonough


Allied ground losses:
Guns lost 1 (1 destroyed, 0 disabled)

And the air drop goes well but they left the CO behind at Ternate. Probably not enough planes or he got air sickness. H-Hour goes well. The Arries have returned to the Phillipines in Feb. 43! Don't nobody tell MacArthur.

Ground combat at Dadjangas (78,93)

Allied Shock attack

Attacking force 300 troops, 12 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 23

Defending force 0 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 0

Allied adjusted assault: 19

Japanese adjusted defense: 1

Allied assault odds: 19 to 1 (fort level 0)

Allied forces CAPTURE Dadjangas !!!

Combat modifiers
Attacker: shock(+), leaders(-)



Assaulting units:
503rd Parachute Rgt /1

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
It all runs together some times.

Problems with the "D" word, eh? Bananas, rice and toast, mate.