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Wha? What have you been told? It wasn't me I tell you - and it was just a bit of fun. Er would have been if it was me, but it wasn't and I don't know what you mean anyway.....

HA. That's what happens when you take Marjories side. DAMMIT Robert, dammit three times around the Tower of London with enough DAMN for the weekend. DAMN!!!!!!!
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If your unsure how to help her, send me the address and I will take a road trip (for some reason) and help her out.
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If your unsure how to help her, send me the address and I will take a road trip (for some reason) and help her out.

ROAD TRIP TOAD TRIP ROAD TRIP!! I will swing(huhuuhu I said swing) through Texas to pick you up.
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Nah, I would prefer to help her without an audience. LOL

Just an address will do. I will think of some reason to have to go to wherever she is.
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Nah, I would prefer to help her without an audience. LOL

Just an address will do. I will think of some reason to have to go to wherever she is.

FINE. 666-69 Hyacinth B. Avenue, Uttoxeter, Englandia in care of Robert of Uttox.
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Sounds complicated, but on my way.
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Sounds complicated, but on my way.

Let us know how it all turns out, we are counting on you.
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Ohhhh! You are awful!
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Ohhhh! You are awful!

Thanks, I appreciate such compliments. BUT, what part of my (normal) rotten attitude did you depreciate the most?? [:D]
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A particular phrase from the great Kenneth Williams from the British "Carry On" movies when confronted with something "colourful" shall we say! [:D]
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Of course I gnu that!!

Damn Marjorie!
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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????

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Sorry just got here. Not sure if you will be able to help, I can't see if that's a Sony or a Samsung, Blue Ray or just regular DVD. Need some high Definition I guess.
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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????

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Sorry just got here. Not sure if you will be able to help, I can't see if that's a Sony or a Samsung, Blue Ray or just regular DVD. Need some high Definition I guess.

Thank God you are here. We are all counting on you to help.
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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????



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I call BS.
That picture is in The Wargamer forums. Proubly where you got it.
I also submit that if you have to ask what to do in that situation you're either scared of women or gay.
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When I look at the photo I see several possible Entertainment Systems with various possible configurations. I suggest some 'trial and error' tests - plug this in here and that in there, jiggle this, wiggle that, turn this knob up, that knob down, etc. Eventually something may turn on.
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What ever you do, if you want any chance whatsoever of getting that girl, don't tell her that you're a computer wargamer that participates in a game forum with other wargamers.
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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????



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I call BS.
That picture is in The Wargamer forums. Proubly where you got it.
I also submit that if you have to ask what to do in that situation you're either scared of women or gay.

I was wrong. She's not a dwarf. Rather, it's a porcelain action-figure that Parusski picked up on Ebay. Happens every day on the Internet. The shortage of proper cotton-briefs for women being what it is, regrettable as this might be, this is parusski's future.
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What ever you do, if you want any chance whatsoever of getting that girl, don't tell her that you're a computer wargamer that participates in a game forum with other wargamers.
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Sound advice [:D] Footballer, Fireman, Astronaut, CEO of a multinational - Good; Wargamer (board or computer) - Not so good [;)].
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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When I look at the photo I see several possible Entertainment Systems with various possible configurations. I suggest some 'trial and error' tests - plug this in here and that in there, jiggle this, wiggle that, turn this knob up, that knob down, etc. Eventually something may turn on.
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Very good advice!! I think that when entertainment systems don't work it can be very frustrating (ahem..or so I'm told). I think that you have hit the nail on the head sPzAbt653; don't get frustrated or angry, just take your time. I would find a comfy chair, sit the entertainment system on your lap, play around with a few things and see what comes up. All will be working fine in due course I'm sure.
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????



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I call BS.
That picture is in The Wargamer forums. Proubly where you got it.
I also submit that if you have to ask what to do in that situation you're either scared of women or gay.

I was wrong. She's not a dwarf. Rather, it's a porcelain action-figure that Parusski picked up on Ebay. Happens every day on the Internet. The shortage of proper cotton-briefs for women being what it is, regrettable as this might be, this is parusski's future.
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PoE I must say I respectfully disagree with you there. The briefs being worn by the young lady in question are not only perfectly adequate, but I think should be made compulsory; indeed I wear nothing else.
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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