Wanted:Female opponent

[Linda]

OK,

I give up.

No women in here.

About the multiple personalities, I only know my husband.

But even, when he asks to let me play, you all laugh.

Well, goodbye, highly educated gentlemen.

Linda(only 1 person)

And I was assured in the last medical, that I was also healthy minded, so why would I use other personalities?

Bye.

[jeffk3510]

ORIGINAL: Linda

OK,

I give up.

No women in here.

About the multiple personalities, I only know my husband.

But even, when he asks to let me play, you all laugh.

Well, goodbye, highly educated gentlemen.
Linda(only 1 person)

And I was assured in the last medical, that I was also healthy minded, so why would I use other personalities?

Bye.

I'll take that as a complement. Wohoo!

[Schanilec]

I looked over my shoulder. Where?[:D]

[Chickenboy]

Perhaps s/he was referring to Chuck Norris.

[jeffk3510]

This could be true.  Why?  Because I just found out that Chuck Norris punched a Cyclops between the eyes.

[Terminus]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

ORIGINAL: Linda

OK,

I give up.

No women in here.

About the multiple personalities, I only know my husband.

But even, when he asks to let me play, you all laugh.

Well, goodbye, highly educated gentlemen.
Linda(only 1 person)

And I was assured in the last medical, that I was also healthy minded, so why would I use other personalities?

Bye.

I'll take that as a complement. Wohoo!

So, how many times has he said he'd go away and remain gone? 300?

Loser maggot punk sh*tbag scum...

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

ORIGINAL: Linda

OK,

I give up.

No women in here.

About the multiple personalities, I only know my husband.

But even, when he asks to let me play, you all laugh.

Well, goodbye, highly educated gentlemen.
Linda(only 1 person)

And I was assured in the last medical, that I was also healthy minded, so why would I use other personalities?

Bye.

I'll take that as a complement. Wohoo!

So, how many times has he said he'd go away and remain gone? 300?

Loser maggot punk sh*tbag scum...

Terminus, for your sake I hope you're not talking about Chuck Norris. [:-]

[Terminus]

Or the washed-up has-been will do WHAT?

[Chickenboy]

I wish you hadn't said that. I'll be able to hear the bones splintering from here...[X(]

For you see-on a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with violence.

[Terminus]

Let him try. I'm grumpy, and I'll pit my grump against his violence any day of the week.

He'll probably break a hip if he tries any of that kung-fu garbage these days...

[Chickenboy]

[:-]

[jeffk3510]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Let him try. I'm grumpy, and I'll pit my grump against his violence any day of the week.

He'll probably break a hip if he tries any of that kung-fu garbage these days...

[:D] He probably would break a hip, but it wont be his....awww I crack myself up.

[vettim89]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Let him try. I'm grumpy, and I'll pit my grump against his violence any day of the week.

He'll probably break a hip if he tries any of that kung-fu garbage these days...

Speaking of grumpy, it reminds me of one the best lines ever from the movies. Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men: "Do me a favor. Pull your bottom lip over the top of your head and swallow."

[AW1Steve]

Mission accomplished, fun's over. [:D]