Wanted:Female opponent

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You need to provide a letter from your doctor attesting to your sex (Rhonda, AKA Graffin Zepplin exempt, she needs no letter nor referrences).

Rhonda and Graffin Zepplin are the same person? I didn't know that.

People with multiple personalities need not apply. [:D]

So, isn't Rhonda excluded since she obviously has multiple Matrix Forums personalities?

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Post struck. That was a crude attempt at humor... My bad.
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Speaking of he man...



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The one on the right looks like Terminus.......
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Speaking of he man...



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The one on the right looks like Terminus.......

That would be Orko
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Post struck. That was a crude attempt at humor... My bad.

Crude humor is good. Let her rip![:D]
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Hello

I find it ok when Hemlut wants to be woman aka Linda. He should live it out because when he did not it could cause mental-health problems. (Maybe it already happens). So it would be better to accept Helmut as a women.


I want to be a woman

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ORIGINAL: Omat

Hello

I find it ok when Hemlut wants to be woman aka Linda. He should live it out because when he did not it could cause mental-health problems. (Maybe it already happens). So it would be better to accept Helmut as a women.


I want to be a woman

Omat


TOO LATE![:D] I think pretty much everyone here thinks he already has mental health problems![:D]
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ORIGINAL: Omat

Hello

I find it ok when Hemlut wants to be woman aka Linda. He should live it out because when he did not it could cause mental-health problems. (Maybe it already happens). So it would be better to accept Helmut as a women.


I want to be a woman

Omat

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So...this must be an AE forum member, right? (This photo appeared in several US newspapers today - this "dude" was a passenger on an airline flight, and the airline didn't bother to impose a dress code.)

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Steve, this lady says she's "up for a game, big boy!" She will PM you later today. She is "very excited" about meeting "Mister AW-1 or is it WD-40? Either way," she says, "we'll share some steak sauce and make liberal use of America's finest lubricating spray."

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That dude is perfectly sain in the head.
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I'll bet TSA didn't go near him.
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So...this must be an AE forum member, right? (This photo appeared in several US newspapers today - this "dude" was a passenger on an airline flight, and the airline didn't bother to impose a dress code.)

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Dan, I didn't realize you were travelling this week? [;)][:'(]
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Steve, this lady says she's "up for a game, big boy!" She will PM you later today. She is "very excited" about meeting "Mister AW-1 or is it WD-40? Either way," she says, "we'll share some steak sauce and make liberal use of America's finest lubricating spray."

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I....I....I think I'm going to be sick.
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Not moi!
 
But where is Bullwinkle?  Has anybody seen Bullwinkle in the forums this week?  Could it be our newlywed ungulate that's haunting the hallways of America's airport concourses?
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Not moi!

But where is Bullwinkle?  Has anybody seen Bullwinkle in the forums this week?  Could it be our newlywed ungulate that's haunting the hallways of America's airport concourses?
Hmmm...I think you've got a point there. A very nauseating, discomfitting point...
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Bump![:D]
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Spanky: Let’s start a club right now. The He-man Woman-haters. I'll be president.
Alfalfa: And I'll be second president, and you can be third president.
Buckwheat: Thanks.
Spanky: Alright, get up and do exactly what I do. Put your hand on your heart, and raise your other hand. We, the He-man Woman-haters club...
Alfalfa and Buckwheat We, the he-man woman-haters club...
Spanky ...promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
Alfalfa and Buckwheat ...promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
Spanky ...because girls are the bunk.
Alfalfa and Buckwheat ...because girls are the bunk.
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Ahh the good old days with Our Gang/Little Rascals, Laurel and Hardy, and Abbot and Costello. [:D]
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