Guerilla geezing!!!
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
I crashed the party. I'm hoping Pasternakski will take me on as an apprentice.
That's MR. Pasternakski to you punk! Respect your elders! And turn that damn noise down! You call that music? [:D]
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What are the prerequisites for a 'Geezer' ???
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If you sound like the other denizens of this thread, then you are a geezer, at least in spirit. Then of course , there is the gekko....[:D]
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OK, then I will remain in denial.....[;)]
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OK, then I will remain in denial.....[;)]
What are you saying that you don't want to be a geezer? [&:][&:][&:][X(]
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Well, ya asked fer it, ya dumb *******.ORIGINAL: TOMLABEL
What are the prerequisites for a 'Geezer' ???
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OK, then I will remain in denial.....[;)]
What are you saying that you don't want to be a geezer? [&:][&:][&:][X(]
Maybe a Pre-Geezer????[:)]
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7 out of 10........[:D]
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9 of 10.....10 of 10 if my wife isn't looking![:D]ORIGINAL: TOMLABEL
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7 out of 10........[:D]
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#5 doesn't go far enough. It should be "All people are idiots".
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Whats is a Cpod? I really don't know.[:D][X(]
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i've been told that anyone still using a cPod is a geezer....
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Well done, Brother Pasternakski - the expression of the joys of geezerhood include those both great and those even some in the midst of enjoying the thrills of geezing will find sometimes, but not very often and then they regret the thought, questionable. Since I am one of the few who probably can remember the little ditty which indubitably accompanies all of those who have begun the process of learning how to properly geeze, usually because of the frustrations of the ever increasing experience in "celebrating" birthdays; as well as the appropriate standing to post them to this forum without an overly severe reprimand for tastelessness and possibily impropriety, at least once anyway; I offer this little ditty which is one of the true reminders of approaching, or extant geezerhood:
It used to make him angry to make the thing behave,
As it stood up every morning, and tried to help him shave.
But now as age approaches, it's given him the blues,
by lying there each morning to watch him tie his shoes.
That is one of the every lasting verities of geezing, unfortunately. However, it by no means proscribes the appreciation of those who by their demeanor, appearance, and grace, would have formerly caused the abrupt behavior mentioned above, though there is little which can be done about either the behavior and its absence, or its normal outcome when the behavior was in its formal condition. Now, is that perfectly clear to all those who are waiting for the full advent of geezerhood.
It used to make him angry to make the thing behave,
As it stood up every morning, and tried to help him shave.
But now as age approaches, it's given him the blues,
by lying there each morning to watch him tie his shoes.
That is one of the every lasting verities of geezing, unfortunately. However, it by no means proscribes the appreciation of those who by their demeanor, appearance, and grace, would have formerly caused the abrupt behavior mentioned above, though there is little which can be done about either the behavior and its absence, or its normal outcome when the behavior was in its formal condition. Now, is that perfectly clear to all those who are waiting for the full advent of geezerhood.
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Whats is a Cpod? I really don't know.[:D][X(]ORIGINAL: Nikademus
i've been told that anyone still using a cPod is a geezer....
I'm thinking a WalkMan, but he might be referring to an 8-track...[:D]
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[:@] Dailey Grump!![:@] [:D][:D][:D]
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Well, ya asked fer it, ya dumb *******.ORIGINAL: TOMLABEL
What are the prerequisites for a 'Geezer' ???
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ORIGINAL: pasternakski
Well, ya asked fer it, ya dumb *******.ORIGINAL: TOMLABEL
What are the prerequisites for a 'Geezer' ???
I think we have found our leader. All hail Geezer prime![&o][&o][&o][&o][&o][&o]
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Nice poem Rev ........I guess that means your'e not a geezer if the equipment still works
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That is so full of ****. I may not be a rocket scientist, but I worked hard all my life, and I know **** from shinola, except for that one time when the dog left a lump in front of the closet, but that wasn’t my fault, I just had a hip replacement and the d*** Doc gave me those loopy pills, but that’s typical from the idiots in charge of this thread. Gotta go, the little punks from down the street are skateboarding in my driveway and the wheels are making marks in my concrete.
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Yeah, but I don't get no respect from doctors, ya know? Last time I went, he gave me prescriptions for Viagra and Flomax. All of a sudden, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.ORIGINAL: JWE
the d*** Doc gave me those loopy pills
So he told me I was havin' too much wine, women and song. So I gave up singin'.
He had this cute little nurse named Gloria. I wanted to impress her, so I got her name tattooed on my chest. Next visit, I took off my shirt to show her. She asked me, "Who's Lori?" Think about it.
She turned out to be a real prize, she did. I went to buy a used car. Found her purse in the back seat.
But, doctors, you gotta love 'em. Mine said I needed to lose some weight. I asked him how much. He said, "A hundred dollars a pound."
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Put my faith in the people
And the people let me down.
So, I turned the other way,
And I carry on anyhow.
And the people let me down.
So, I turned the other way,
And I carry on anyhow.