When Al, Bill & Hillary Went to Heaven

[David Heath]

Al Gore, Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've

come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I

hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''

She replies: "I believe you're in my chair." [:D]

[GaryChildress]

Waiting for thread to get locked...

[:D]

[cdbeck]

This one is in a little poor taste:

George W Bush, Dick Cheney, and Condalezza Rice are flying in Air Force One. Rice turns and says, "I could open that door, throw out a check for $10,000 and make one American really happy."

Cheney scoffs, "That's nothing! Heck, I could throw out ten $1,000 checks out and make ten Americans happy!"

Bush smiles, "That's nothing! I should throw one hundred $100 bills out and make one hundred Americans happy!"

The pilot, who had been listening in, starts to laugh. The co-pilot asks him, "what is so funny?"

The pilot responds, "I could throw all three of those guys out, and make 75% of America happy."

[JudgeDredd]

Niow it will be locked! [:'(]

[Greybriar]

Then there's this one:

[center]Hello, President Bush[/center]

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send President George W. Bush a note in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the note, which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.

Bush was baffled, so he E-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Rice and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help.

Within a few seconds, the Marines cabled back with this reply: "Tell President Bush he's holding the message upside down." [:D]

[sterckxe]

ORIGINAL: JudgeDredd
Niow it will be locked! [:'(]

Frankly, I’m a little disappointed in Mr. Heath as the forum rules clearly state “no politics”.
Lead by example and all that …

That said, and before the Matrix admins come to their senses [;)] :

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason and you don't want any of that stuff on you.

Greetz,

Eddy Sterckx

[Erik Rutins]

Hey Dave,

Sorry, but "no Politics". Thread locked.

Regards,

- Erik

[David Heath]

Hi Guys
 
Sorry if I upset anyone.... I was not trying to break the "no politics" rule.  I saw this only as a joke and not as trying to take sides.  I was working late and read this and it made me laugh so I figured I share it.  Ok now back to our regular schedule event.