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Ode to Beer...

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Please let us friends, Romans ad country peoples share the great wisdom of the prophets and add what ye will to this fine thread dedicated to that most enlightening of concoctions: Beer!

ODE TO BEER
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
--Brian O'Rourke

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella

Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but a wheel does not go as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry

Candy is dandy but, liquor is quicker.
--Ogden Nash

He was a wise man who invented beer.
--Plato

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde

Beer is proof that G-d loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields

The Yankee Motto:
Use it up,
Wear it out,
Make do,
Or do without.
"God Help us, and God, come yourself.
Don't send Jesus, this is no place for children."


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ORIGINAL: robpost3

Please let us friends, Romans ad country peoples share the great wisdom of the prophets and add what ye will to this fine thread dedicated to that most enlightening of concoctions: Beer!

ODE TO BEER

Put it back in the horse -- H. Allen Smith, after he drank his first American beer. [:D]

Greetz,

Eddy Sterckx

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[font="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"]"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink." Unknown

[/font][font="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"]"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools." Ernest Hemmingway[/font]
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Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.

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